LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

Sunny and blowing a hooly still here

at fat teenager.

Dubs - you could never be that image. No sir!

SHIT!!!!!!

The old pipes have to be removed, you should hear the racket they are making.

I'm gonna have to wash all the bloody bedding again, shit everywhere.

I could WEEP!

DH is out, Nemo is refusing sleep.

I'm going to look at train tickets and move in with you for a week SAF!

Sounds yum. I want junk too, diet is off for this week.

I'm like that at the moment. Healthy main meals and crap in between.

Well, they've gone for the day. No hot water or heating until Friday.

Thank God it's not snowing and -12 anymore.

Awwwww, scampi fires are lush! A biscuit boost? Yum. You are so like me with your junk food woman

I've just have two of the chocs you sent me and a pint of Diet Coke.

DH is still out, Nemo crashed out on the floor and DD at auditions.

I need to clean but can't 'til Nemo wakes.

Well done Sadie

'scampi fires'??

Brain? Have you a pet brain?

So have SAF but I think it's stress.

'I'

I know, I am QueenOfTypos

Laters lushy xx

House is a little less dusty.

There is black 'soot'? all over the beige carpets upstairs, thank god it's not a new one!

Looks like Santa's come down the chimney and walked all over in his big bugger off boots

I'm mad for getting a dog at the weekend aren't I?

Sounds like a plan SAF, if he's interested, monopolise (SP?) on it.

I will love my dawg, I want him here now to distract me from stressing.

My baby girl is 12 tomorrow

Hellloooooooo

Mad day at work, no overtime until April so we are still ridiculously short staffed. My Boss and her boss genuinely seemed glad to have me back though, in a 'Thank christ you are in' way.

I actually enjoyed the madness

Mouse, you are certifiable for getting a pup, but you will adore him and it will be worth it.

I know Bitter. I know

I take it they've banned overtime? They did that when I worked there nearly 20 years ago!

Good to see times have changed