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She ain't heavy, she's LIGHTER.

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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 31/10/2010 14:31

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 02/11/2010 08:38

Hey, if it's creativity you want, I'll send them round to your walls.Wink

Until then, I shall stifle away.

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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 02/11/2010 09:11

Grin She hasn't heard of 'pick your battles' aka 'anything for a quiet life' then.

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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 02/11/2010 09:29

My house is chav-tastic. All feature walls, ceramic letters and pebbly shit.

Not to mention dog hair, cat hair and everything being sticky to the touch.

DS obviously has ideas above his station as he demanded houmous in his lunch box today. Grin

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BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 02/11/2010 10:05

Actually I lied about the pebbly shit. Just shit. Grin

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desiretochange · 02/11/2010 11:01

Ha Double we used to call it "mickey money":):)

Mouseface · 02/11/2010 11:24

Morning lovely loons.

Nemo's nurse has just gone. Looks like we are going for a little break in Hospital. This week or next. Lots of test and then mega meds for him. But, if they don't work, we are looking at an endoscopy and a Fundoplication as a matter of urgency so will be in BCH for a while.

We are also meeting his new psych nurse Monday and SaLT this week!! All go here!

I slept really well, these new meds are fantastic! They really help me to switch off. I feel so calm.

Dubs - I got your text but was half out of it so thought best not to reply. xx

Brickie - fab name! And yep, spot on for you! All the lugging around you do Grin

Bitter - hope docs went/goes ok lovely.

Brian - have you sent me those letters yet? Come on woman, pull your finger out!! Grin. How's Mole?? Any better? Has she had the Barium X-ray yet?

Bitter and Dubs - your childers can both expect post tomorrow or Thursday from me. xx

We have 3 sparkys here putting in new electrical cabling, 2 builders building and workmen digging up our drive to replace a water pipe!

anotherbrickinthewall · 02/11/2010 11:29

glad to hear you are finally getting some sleepy mousey. good that you are getting more help over the puking, fingers crossed the meds work and you don't have to go through the surgical stuff.

am attempting to declutter again, I seem to have a little book buying problem Hmm

BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 02/11/2010 11:46

The Library is your friend Brickie. Smile

Glad you are sleeping Mouse, even if it is in a building site.

Everything crossed for Nemo x

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Mouseface · 02/11/2010 12:53

Dubs - 2 of them are 'doable' the rest are not..... sorry.

They are not here for my enjoyment, I assure you!!! They are here to work! Grin

Watching 'COPPERS' from last night, on Channel 4. I love series like this, always expect to see one I know!!! Grin

anotherbrickinthewall · 02/11/2010 14:10

mousey - but we have to consider not only their doability, but are they sanish and solventish - we have to look out for the future Wink

bitter - the library is also my friend, believe me - I was once famous in my town's central library for being a prolific reserver.... doesn't stop me amassing books.

BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 02/11/2010 14:17

Afternoon.

My friend has been for lunch. I'm very tired but have eaten a smoothie and a tuna sandwich.

Where is everyone today? When I'm at work you rabbit on all day but when I'm here, not a sausage.

I'm starting to take it personally.

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Mouseface · 02/11/2010 14:30

I am here, Brickie is here, Dubs is illing but here, SAF is taking DS to nursery, UNO is MIA, as is 100, Brian is ......... erm, ...... not sure.

Who have I missed??

I AM HERE and that's all you need!!! Grin

anotherbrickinthewall · 02/11/2010 14:39

I am abou to scarper off, time to do the school run, and it's pishing it down, sigh.

BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 02/11/2010 14:41

I need to do the school run and sort the house before I go to work.

Soooooo tired.

Any chance of a mouse squeeze?

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Mouseface · 02/11/2010 14:47

Here ((((((((xxx)))))))) that was a superMouse squeeze just for you. And there is plenty more for later babes. xx

BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 02/11/2010 14:51

Thankyou. Smile

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Mouseface · 02/11/2010 15:17

I have dug around all med boxes, cupboards etc...... no Oil of Cloves, or teething gel etc.

I have resorted to neat brandy to rub on my split gum and gargle with salt water. Again. Bloody wisdom tooth!!!

Going to the detist tomorrow...... I may have to drink some brandy later to make sure it's in date Grin

Mouseface · 02/11/2010 16:37
Angry Angry Angry Angry

FUCKINGTWATYKNOBERISHMESSYBLOODYSHITTINGWANKYMEN!!!!!

As you were. Grin

BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger · 02/11/2010 16:52

Builders Mouse?

I'm off to work in a mo, but am around for a bit if you want to use me as a virtual punchbag?

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