She ain't heavy, she's LIGHTER.

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

keep it up then.

i have oven chips cooking. at least the rest of the day was pretty good. didn't think i'd need dinner but suddenly i'm hungry.

Bitter - well done on eating that much!! We are plusing The Little House and watching it back.

FFS. DD has just come in at erm, almost quarter to nine, and said she needs waterproofs for tomorrow.

Fuck the fuck off. Seriously. Grrrr.

Bitter - yay on the eating poo on the work front

Miitz - I have every sympaty for you, it must be horrible not being able to rely on your dad when you need him

off to package order, am plusing little house xx

ps jk was hilarious, lad had blow job off girl in front of all his friends and it was videoed and so he said that wasn't cheating Am locking up dds till they are 30

Brian - I saw jk too. What a twat he was!!

Where is Dubs?? I called her a European and everything earlier........ I miss Dubs!!

Going to say goodnight. Off to find waterproofs and then watch some TV before crashing....

Will be The Little House I think.

Night lovely LIGHTer ladies. Tell Dubs I miss her if she turns up ok?

xx

What are you on about Dubs?

I quite enjoyed the Little House.

Night Mousie.

Cup of tea and last night's X factor here.

wrecked heartbroken or wrecked drunk? or both?

You been at the sauce dubs?

h'ello. been feeling tired and achey this evening, think it's sympathy for all you other laydeez being full of lurgy over the weekend.

btw I've decided the most appropriate abbreviation is "brickie" - as I describe mysel f as that at work, as I do a lot of pushing trolleys and hefting around heavy stuff.

Fair enough Brickie x

Y'Know what Dubsh (hic) you're my BESH mate anIbluddylove yous [hic] toooooooo.

morning all

ds was up ridiculously early. i'm knackered already.

Morning WiF and all xx

That is great about being to eat Bitter.. xx Little steps.

Double luvs ya truly xx

Yayy Brickie

at BJ's not being classed as unfaithful...oh that's awryte then innit?

DD has drawn all over a wall in her bedroom in Black Marker pen (aaaarghhh)

I have a headache.

How's you Mouse?

Well I am out until gawd knows when so will see all you luscious luvverlies later.. xx

ah but no less a man than Billy Clinton attempted that argument about BJs

aaargh at drawing on the wall. is it the hospital appointment today then?

Morning Langers.

I woke up before my alarm.

Still knackered though. DS is back at school today.

Drawing on anything rather than paper is a particular bugbear of mine.

It's Freezing here.

Apparently GP is still away, so have made an appointment anyway for 10.20.