She ain't heavy, she's LIGHTER.

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

Na my fucking (soon to be battered) husband.

Little things are bugging me at the mo......

So, it's pishing down here, has been all day. MrM says - 'I'm just off to talk to spark (who is now working in the fucking dark) to let him know I'm off out'

Fine, no issues with that. I've put newspaper down on the floors near to the front and back doors, save me having to mop etc due to all of the cement and mud from what the builders have been doing.

I go to lock the back door after MrM had gone back out and WTF do I find?? A fucking mud bath on my kitchen fucking floor. FFS.

He didn't bother to walk on the laid out newspaper, no. He walked around it!!! Did he take his muddy shoes off when he came back in? No.

Am I going to break his fucking legs when he gets back again? YES!!!!!

Why don't all some
men think? What is it that's missing??? Does he think I like to be in pain fucking mopping?????

It's not fucking rocket science is it??!! Is it?? Maybe it is??

I am going to have vodka tonight. And pain killers and I am going to do shouting.

Take me to work Bitter, PLEASE take me to work!!

BTW -

Dear lurkers or potential newbies.

Please excuse my F's. I am normally very lovely and clam and a uber nice Mouse

Aren't I ladies?

Aren't I?

Mouse, you need to do the following.

1. Breathe.
2. Have a cup of tea.
3. Kick MrM in the cock.
4. Point him in the direction of the mop bucket.

His mess his problem. I really have to go but take care lovely xx

Laters toots xx

what bitter said. and in that order.

S'ok now.... have calmed down now.

Off to bath Nemo. And then decide what kind mush to slurp for dinner.

Where is everyone tonight then Brickie? Just you and I?

im here was just catching up and laughing my arse off at 'kick him in the cock'

so...

fingers crossed for nemo

brickie - i too have the amazon mountain of the world. I love books, would never use a library I have to have them.

dubs - i missed you pissed

mole's test is on monday

no havent put letters in post yet will try to do tomorrow when sending out parcels, been crap recently.

still got bloody headache and cold. Think i need vit c.

had friend over earlier was v good.

xx

God, can you remind me it's next Monday Brian..... You know what I'm like!

And PLEASE fed her a tiny bit of milk ok??? As soon as she wakes.

Don't worry about the letters, I was being flippant. Sorry

Yes, Vit C or high dose multi vits and iron are good for this time of year, as is echinecea. But that needs time to build in your system.

Sorry you are ill again Brian......

no i meant im crap as in i hadnt posted yet mouse you have to nag me or i forget. i still owe saf a book from about 2 months back

not massively ill just think its the weather and general tiredness from evil mole. but you know me, stoic as ever.

just sold 6 more of those christmas decs, thik i will be sewing all day and night tomorrow. Mouse you ok to babysit mole for me? :D

where are all you langers? where's that saf? Is she hiding from me because ive been having erotic dreams about her again, eh??

Ok, you are all hiding again aren't you? Or you have lives that don't revolve around MN or puking DCs?

Roll call......

Mouse - here but off to bed.

WIF - absent for now, poss asleep on the sofa.

Brian - here but busy and poorly again, poor lamb.

Dubs - here but poorly for real Brian, for real.

Brickie - here but busy.

Bitter - working. At least one of us is earning money to keep us fed and watered.

UNO - MIA.

100 - done a bunk cos we all eat too much shite, never exercise and talk far too much bollocks.

Mittz - MIA.

Erm..... think that's it.

Off to watch Pyschoville Hallowe'en Special with MrM. Then orf to Bedforshire.

Been a long day.

Night night lushies xxxxx

FFS Brian, you are supposed to be busy and ill!!!!

Sorry to love you and leave you, again....

Needs must and all. TV and ned for me.

Did any of you notice my tiny namechange??

Night Langers. xxxxxxx

very cute name mouse.

night, hope you get some action and some sleep

xx

ned? Who the feck is ned????

BED! I meant BED. The b is next to the n in my defence!

Brian - Why don't you namechange in honour of the great Guy Fawkes?

Gwan!!!

Anyway, bed. Night lushies xxx

Evening all.

We failed, not that you care because you have all gone to bed.

Night then xx

morning all

have finally caught up.

now most of it has gone out of my head again predictably.

mouse if it comes to a stay in the hospital it's very easy for me to get the train there and keep you company for a day - no fun being stuck alone with no breaks.

i've been up since six being made to read stories and do puzzles. ds has gone off of television, am hoping it's just a phase!

where is everyone?

lazy langers.

am parenting. bah.

and packing mouse's letters shes a right slave driver

Morning.

I was doing the school run and getting DD breakfast.

Officially ganking as I overslept so haven't showered.

WIF, are you going to do a bonfire name?

I won't bother to ask brian the same as she ruined our halloween fun. Ruined it, I tells ya.

could do 'swallowedAfirework' i suppose.

did you have breakfast?

yes please to friday btw but will be with child i'm afraid.

You are both welcome, I said that.

SwallowedAGuy? Or does that sound rude?

ThomasAndGuy?

No to breakfast, am about to have a smoothie.