She ain't heavy, she's LIGHTER.

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

it was hilarious though as task was accomplished in about 30 seconds and we'd got this free vibraty thing with the condoms that was still going on making its way across the floor about 30 minutes later! Durex are very optimistic!!

off to garden centre

Morning Afternoon.

Had a lovely lazy morning, DH let me sleep in then woke me up at half ten by piling on to the bed with the DC, the dog and the cat.

Then we just spent about an hour in bed en masse with lots of cuddles, talking and tickling.

We forgot to get the joint out of the freezer so DHn is taking us out for a pub lunch/early dinner at about 3 o'clock.

I Love Sundays.

saf, you are an utter Lush. I am going to have to make mulled wine this winter.

garden centre dubs, i think that cancels out any late night jiggery

Off to do a new thread if no-one else wants to do one??

Never mind. SAF has done one here

Thanks SAF xxxx

A sexual what?

I can't drink in the day, but make up for it at weekends.

I can't drink in the day but I want to drink fizzy in my jammies now.

I'm going to have a shower later, put clean jammies on, get into a freshly laundered bed and maybe, just maybe get it on with my husband.

It has been AGES!! I know I have it 'on tap' as it were but it doesn't make it any easier to 'fit it in'

I hear you Mouse, talk about dry spell, it's like the Gobi desert here.

Do we need to finish off this thread then?

Your turn at scrabble.

The trouble here is, I am usually ready to sleep thanks to my meds and I need to sleep, but DH is wide awake and ready for action!

Maybe I should slip something into his tea?

Dubs, you are a goddess.

But I still have better shoulders than you.

How was that for a shit sandwich?

Double can see my soul and softly sings the most beautiful words to soothe and caress it.

There. Off to the other thread now. xx

Dubs, you help put feathers on all of our wings. Is that better?