She ain't heavy, she's LIGHTER.

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

what were you stubborn about dubsie?

i'm heading to bed. mole crying, dp sorting out but i just want 30 mins on my own to read a book. xx

uno - much [[]] new day tomorrow especially if you kill the fucker tonight as he sleeps

i'm obviously not heading to bed as dp is up there lying on it with dd2. bah.

Hello, did you miss me?

I got out of work late. Again.

I bet you are all in bed xx

Morning, tis me, Mouseface.

Missed you last night Dubs but glad that you had a great time at the wedding, even without BSNN.

Food sounds yum! DH is making me poached eggs, bacon and toasted crusty bread as we speak.

UNO - Dubs says I'm right and she should know! But in all honesty, it does sound like really hard work to keep up with him.

Had a rough night with Nemo but I feel ok. Huge slab of roasted cow planned for later and then syrup sponge with lashings of custard for afters.

In between all of that, will be hair cutting, homework, changing all beds, sorting uniforms, school shoes, lunches, drinking coffee and craving mulled wine!!

SAF - Morrison's, Sainsbury's and M&S have it in a bottle in stock now, £3.99 in Morrison's, not sure of the other two.

Brian - Nemo is now on shit loads of meds, will FB you them and what they do so you don't lose them once this thread is full.

I missed you Bitter and left kisses for you!!!

XF was as boring as expected all except Matt. I love him. I really love him even though I'm far to old for him.

Mmm, mulled wine. I might make some later I've earned it!

Thanks for all the brilliant advice yesterday. I really needed it. H has apologised again this morning, but only after being convinced that he's a knob. I'm tired right now. Drained of compassion for him. He says he's sorry, I say I don't care, I don't need his apologies, I'm not interested in them.

He's taking the dcs off shopping. I'm going to rearrange the house more

Maybe I could relocate his clothes to the roof and find a nice place for his shoes down the drain. :o

Once the house is clean I will feel a lot better. It's really not nice.

Sorry you had a rough night mousey, but breakfast and cow all sound good.

Thanks again to you lovely lighter lot. I don't deserve you.

UNO - yes, you do deserve us! No bugger else will have us!

Get your house in order and then get your life in order.

Maybe you should do a(nother) list for him. Or more for yourself. List the things that upset you, or worry you or areas you feel need work now.

And ask him to do the same? Then both sit down, sober, and see if any match or are similar and start on those?

Not sure what else you can do really. You want to talk about things, and he either doesn't, or is scared of what will be uncovered once he does. It's a tough one to handle.

But, if you are going to survive yet another blip, you have to meet in the middle. Which is something we all know he's not so great at. xx

god i hate 'extreme foreplay' 'extreme sex' and 'extreme fag afterwards' last night. It was like a military operation trying not to wake up evil mole

just thought id share that.

Brian - you lucky sod!!! It's been ages

not only sex but extreme sex - you're setting the bar high Brian.

no - rehab is for white lightning in the asda car park. prosecco is classy even in pjs. gavel.

I have to get back on the diet wagon. latest weigh in 12 stone 7, sigh.