LIGHT up your Life. WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Sorry for the rubbish title.

Hello, I am Bitter and have 3 or 4 lb to lose.

Whether you have a lot or a little to lose, join in for lots of chat and some healthy eating.

All welcome, as long as you have something to say.

It was bright but not lots. In the mornings at night, as weirdly I don't have the energy to cough properly during the day but at other times can hardly breathe for coughing.. TMI but it's not in my 'snot' and draining on to my chest because although my snot is an attractive pea green colour, there is no blood in it.

So what's everyone having for an afternoon snack then?

miitz - go tio the drs you nutter

and yes, bloody dubs sent me a message saying 'you stink, stinky' so i have retaliated

what was good on jk mouse, i cant remember it much from this morning?

saf - im shit at building anything so hats off to you.

miitz - re gparents. Bizarrely my d wants to see lots of my dc, my m loves them but would prefer once every couple of weeks i think. So my d 'kidnaps' my dd (seriously I get very little say in it) then my m sulks at me because its my fault she has my dc if you follow that

bad coughing breathlessness blood etc can be a sign of a pulmonary embolism miitz so go see dr. I dont like to mention it but I nearly died. That's all i'll say on the subject

Mittz - I had plurasy (?) and coughed blood. PLEASE just go get it checked, if it's nothing then so be it but if you don't Brian won't let up about nearly dying ffs you may end up really poorly!

And none of us want that especially Brian as you'll steal her limelight

And, I had to have twice daily injections for 7 months in total. Have I ever mentioned that?

yeah originates in the other stuff i think mittz - so prob from my sinuses. yours is coming from your chest and bright - doctor's.

it has many runners that had to be fitted double.

bitter i asked you a work related question on fb and you haven't answered me! you're their rep on our thread.

bit worried because she hasn't answered her phone either.

could be that i'm watching too much serial killer tv!

yes they're probably smashing champagne bottles against the log cabin to christen it double

i have to go pick up the boy soon from nursery. it's cold out there!

shopping tomorrow for food in the morning then ds at nursery in the afternoon, think i'll see if i can persuade a friend to come see me and swap her some paella for a rocking horse.

friday we're off to the cinema with a friend and her boy.

it's all too much for an anti social old bag like me.

you back at school monday double?

Been to the docs.

Glad you missed me and yes, the champers is chilling in the fridge. [hgrin]

New meds, WIF I need you to tell me about them......

Will fb you.

Where is Bitter? AGAIN!!! Christ, cup of tea watching her boys DIY and now she has vanished!

Hello everyone.

Have been out to get a big mirror and some ceramic letters to spell 'Home' to go with my feature wall for my front hall.

I have a chav house and I am proud.

Actually, does that mean I have to get rid of my framed vintage kimono silk and replace it with a close up canvas of a rose from Ikea?

Saf, sorry, Paella has been put on hold until tomorrow, but I will save you some.

dp is off tmrw and fri so i wont be around much. Stop your crying Dubs We're going to attempt to tidy the house could be there for months.

I've got packages to wrap too, sold 4 brooches.

Who is holding Bitter hostage? Not the bloody Taliban again? Fuckers.

It's only a small framed piece of material, Dubs.

My sister gave it to me for my birthday. I'll put a photo up for you later and if you like it I'll see if she will do one for you?

Fuck.

DP just rang and he saw an accident on the way to my parents with the dc. The car in front lost control around a bend veered off and hit a tree head on then rolled.

Called 999 obviously and went to car but no movement from those inside Others came and smashed the windows etc to get them out.

He left name/number and went on to my parents becaquse he didnt want to leave the dc in the car on the road.

Doesn't sound good. He's staying at parents for a bit because he sounded terrible on the phone.

oh bless him brian! how horrible

Brian - poor DP!! How utterly horrid.

he was all shaky on phone.

bitter - i have wooden 'home' letters, about to flog them on ebay They're the type you decoupage. I'll shut up now I sound like I'm 104.

I've got an Ikea picture on the wall, then I saw it on bloody Eastenders