LIGHT up your Life. WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Sorry for the rubbish title.

Hello, I am Bitter and have 3 or 4 lb to lose.

Whether you have a lot or a little to lose, join in for lots of chat and some healthy eating.

All welcome, as long as you have something to say.

Double, that is such a coincidence.

I too have a life sized cut out of you by my front door.

Where is everyone?

Brian - I'll buy those 'HOME' letters from you.... I fancy something like that.

Dinner was lush. Nice steak. Half a glass of fizz to toast and now MrM and DD are making desert.

Happy days!

I'm a bit sinus-y mouse, you may want to use some antibacterial mouthwash.

i'm here but busy eating leftovers.

Sorry Saf, I feel I have deprived you of your dinner x

I am very impressed that I was able to purchase onion, peppers, garlic and chorizo from my corner shop.

Double, I was tempted to bin the 'o' and just have 'Meh'

Bitter!!!!

Is anyone else watching the apprentice?

not me just settling down with a little glass of port, blanket and an episode of dexter.

bliss.

I would definitely have been a mad cat woman if I had been a hard faced business woman.

I have Dexter

What's the programme dubs? Is it worse than 'my monkey baby'?

Saf has made me want a kitten.

PornDog will think I have bought her a new chew toy. Which is why I can't have a kitten.

Plus Mr Cat is an old man who smells of death and would not be impressed.