LIGHT up your Life. WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Sorry for the rubbish title.

Hello, I am Bitter and have 3 or 4 lb to lose.

Whether you have a lot or a little to lose, join in for lots of chat and some healthy eating.

All welcome, as long as you have something to say.

at bulging COCK Double.

I love you Brian.lets share germs .. your mate can join if she likes

One of DS's female friends was crying, and all the boys lined up in the hall whispering 'X' is upset.. like she had grown 3 head or something. (awwww). A miserable yoof is causing problems with her and her boyfriend. I feel extraordinarily protective towards the gang that roll up here

Evening Brian.

Nice to see you actually bothered to turn up!! [hgrin]

And yes, you are quite right so I do apologise, SIAT.

How is Mole?? Dare I ask?

Double, can you stop typing that word... even the thought of one makes me go all unnecessary .....

I hate tie backs. Irrationally so.

Oh buggereration .... I am having erotic daydreams now...

Can I have a tiny proud mummy moment please?

It's only a small one.......

Nemo - despite the fact that he has puked and puked and puked for over a week every time I have fed him - has actually put 9oz on in a week because I have replaced each and every feed.

Which in turns keeps him out of hospital with dehydration and off a gluclose drip.

mole's fine thanks, had a vom sat but that was because she was choking on something dd1 left lying around. nice. Slept through from 11pm last night so gradually getting better.

Barium appt come through but its at 9.55am and they want her not to have eaten for 8 hours, should be fun

Where's that saf??

I'm always MIA :o

But I can appear to say a Bloody Brilliant Mousey! Woohoo! Go mousey and go Nemo! Fan-bloody-tastic :o

And then slink out quietly and go to bed.

Evening all

Work wasn't bad

Well done mousie on fattening Nemo up for christmas.

Back to chat later .

UNO!!!!!!

Mwah back attcha. xxxxx

Dubs - Brian is lying as per, Nemo is non-oral unlike your goodself! [hwink]

And thanks guys, means heaps to me.

Brian - balls to that, we fed Nemo before his barium.

Give her something when she wakes. Just milk so she digests it faster. I phoned the Xray dept and double checked. I gave Nemo 100mls.

She'll be fine. No point in starving her FFS!!!!! They only give her a tiny bit of barium to run through too.

Feed her. If they say anything, just say it must be from the night before, undigested cos you know she can hold food like that!!! Use it girl.

We've just had knock and runners, eggs last week and now this.

Fuckers.

Can't wait until out new gates and wall are built.

Little shits.

Where is WIF?

I believe WIF is assembling flat pack. Or possibly asleep.

I Didn't Fail No Fail Monday.

So I'm brilliant, too.

Yay for no fail!!!! [hsmile]

Bloody hard work though. I think I'm starting to get a reputation at work.

Good! Won't do you any harm.

Better to be feared or respected than liked and walked all over.

You're management. Bust balls!! [hgrin]

what a hard ass rep or an easy lay rep??

I think a lot of people think I'm a hard faced witch.

Luckily you lot know me better than that.

bitter - one of my counsellees loves me the other errr didn't. She left

I'm like Marmite.

Dubs - cat o nine tails for him the little bugger.

Double, I would ground him forever, but I'm hard faced.

Could you make him go and apologise to the neighbours for a start?