LIGHT up your Life. WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Sorry for the rubbish title.

Hello, I am Bitter and have 3 or 4 lb to lose.

Whether you have a lot or a little to lose, join in for lots of chat and some healthy eating.

All welcome, as long as you have something to say.

bitter - good idea, and he should offer to clean it all off too.

I can't remember how old he is dubs? Where did he get the eggs? Did he do it at night? Dont let him out of your sight for the next month.

At least he will learn right from wrong Dubs, unlike those with feckless parents who don't care.

oy! i'm marmite!

do i have to start copywriting all my phrases or what?

evening all.

totally wrote off a day. took ds to nursery this afternoon then went to see lovely friend and her bub at her mum's before she leaves. then went to pub to see joiner man about my table. now bit pissed on sofa eating crisps and no chance of putting furniture together.

had the weirdest afternoon/evening of being the unpaid therapist - a lady whose mother has altz, a guy whose mother was in surgery, a woman whose mum died when she was a young mum leaving her without any family...

feel like i have 'tell me your life story' stamped on my head.

a bacon sandwich would help me!

where is my wife

WIF - I'd be your wife if you were nearer.

I'd make you all tea on my death bed remember?

Dubs we were egged and door knocked this week.

I'd have him arrested and spend a night in the cells!!

But then I'm a biatch.

i think so but in my reading of the land he seems incapable of giving a young girl who he isn't really interested in a clear not a chance signal therefore leaving her looking like an arse with anyone with the sense to see the dynamic. any miniscule 'maybe' has disappeared, another manchild.

he's gonna come look at my table and let me know though.

mouse you'd be a great wife.

here to help

can someone more coherent remind me i've put water on to boil for pasta please?

WIF - love to be your wife, you'd be fab to look after.

And Bitter, Brian, Dubs, Mittz.... hell, all of MN!!

But especially you WIF

ahhh! someone loves me. see?

she's easy dubs, a thread tart

if this is a normal cold i see why you were all so mean to me now. Sore throat, runny nose, bit of a headache, pah! I poke sticks in your general direction you minor virus.

However, Ebola-cold was different. Thats all Im saying. My lips are now sealed on the subject. But it was bad. Real bad. Just saying.

night love bugs

ps - saf said lol several times last week and now she's said bub. Bitter - can you go round and get medieval on her arse please?

Water.

I don't like being lumped in with the rest of MN. It Irks me.

well done on the curtains double.

i've put pasta in. if i fall asleep now i'm buggered.

gonna have pasta with jar carbonara sauce and lots and lots of salt and black pepper.

x posted times a few.

bugger off brian.

yes, yes, water

how bloody cold is it???

When I said all of MN I meant you Mental Nutters!! [hgrin]

MN as in the weblot are so not going to get a part of the Mouse.

Night all xxxxx

eating it now double, only i forgot what i was making so have ended up with pasta pesto. tasty though.