LIGHT up your Life. WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Sorry for the rubbish title.

Hello, I am Bitter and have 3 or 4 lb to lose.

Whether you have a lot or a little to lose, join in for lots of chat and some healthy eating.

All welcome, as long as you have something to say.

no appetite so emergency slimfast here as i felt suddenly faint.

though that may be due to having been up for 6.5 hours already. i'm gonna die when the clocks go back if ds doesn't adjust and still wakes up at the same 'real' time.

Thanks Mittz xx

Dubs - I can send you MrM in a jiffy if you are really missing someone to wake up to.

Thing is, he'll wake you all night with his blardy warthog impressions, not just in the morning when it's nice to be snuggled awake and doze........

I HATE HALF TERM!!!!!!!

Just had the dotcom arrive and I ordered a Tiger Loaf. 800g worth it would appear.

Looks like it's bread and toast for the next few days!!! [hgrin]

IKWYM.........

Well done on the jobs done!!

I've not even managed to wash up. [hblush]

Pots and laundry now..... I'm starved and having spicy veg soup with shit loads of Tiger Loaf...

can someone do me a quick round up? Im having to parent Its bloody half term

Round up - - - - -

Mittz - has consumption and wants to bite people.

TC - is away til weds.

Dubs - is being driven mad by childers, has thrown three boxes of toys at them, washed her house and is now hanging curtains without curtain hooks!

Bitter - is at work and pogged on Pizza, no more reports of child labour.

WIF - gave her DS new wellies, erected a sofa single handedly and doesn't like shaggin English men.

Mouse - same shit different day.

LV - made a cake.

UNO - is MIA still.

The rest are hiding.

Missed you xx

Aww Double, not like you to be out of sorts..

sending you virtual MaltLoaf xx

I still really have the urge to bite [hblush]. It is bizarre.

bloody freaks

thanks mouse xx

Trip to parents went like this:

SIL says 'oh you poor baby has mummy not bothered to dress you' - to Mole as I always put her in babygros/sleepsuits (comfy and cant be arsed) - CHECK

SIL 'What??!! She does nothing!' when DP said I should put Mole in nursery in Dec for a few days to have a rest - CHECK

Actually she wasn't too bad for a change. My parents on the other hand drove me fucking nuts. Nearly walked out. Am seriously rethinking Christmas.

anyway, got to go out now xx

Hello lovelies, just on a quick ciggy break at work. 8 stone 12 this morning, so have been good today.

Breakfast - smoothie

Lunch - sushi, an apple and orange juice.

I've not caught up, will do when I get home. Love to you all xx

Spicy veg soup ws lush, as is Tiger Loaf...... new addiction!

Then MrM decided to cheer us all up by bringing home a bag of fresh triple chocolate chip cookies with fudge pieces in.

I had to try one you understand... quality control and all that. [hgrin]

Brian - at least you didn't kill SIL today....

Dubs - fire is on here too, toasty warm in just the one room! [hgrin]

Brian - WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO DON A HALLOWE'EN NAME YOU MISSERY ARSE? [hgrin]

What's up with you potty mouth? [hgrin]

It's so cold here........ I am planning this week's evening meals.

I shall bore you with them.

Tonight, Roman chicken (chicken in tomato, rosemary, mushroom, onion and black pepper sauce) with rice.

Tomorrow, farm sausages, home grown Roosters for mustard mash, seasonal veg and onion gravy.

Wednesday, something special like posh steak, yet to be confirmed to celebrate two years in this house.

Friday, homemade pizzas, roasted veggies on mine, meat for the bloke.

Saturday, takeaway.

Sunday, roast plus all the trimmings with home grown veggies.

Not very healthy towards the end of the week but hey ho!!! [hgrin]

True, she does, and me........

Twat! [hgrin]

oi fuckers. I go out for three hours and a. get culled and b. get called a twat I'll have you know that actually S.I.A.T!!!!!!!!