Blinded by the LIGHTer ladies!

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Hello

Welcome to our thread all about cake cheese and chcolate healthy eating. Well, on a good day!

I'm Mouse, I have the weight of a huge Camenburg to lose but have lost lots already thanks to the support of this thread and the lovely LIGHTer ladies!

No rules, no clique, just us!!

Come say hi

Brian it was all the talk of your sex life that made my wobble my ass over here:):)
Mouse got a loan of Slimming World book but am having serious difficulty trying to work it out , so am going to start again trying to eat healthy
Getting a vibro plate tomorrow (courtesy of a friend) so plenty of wobbling to be done and hopefully it will help shift a lot of unwanted lard

Well, Hellooooooo Desire

I'm Mittz.. you look awfully lovely. Can I stroke you?

Easy known you can't see me Mittzress {wink]...

No-one ever wants to stroke me. Is it coz' you has seen my ugly mug?

If I stroked you then I would want to consume bitter.. every delicious Millimetre of you..

Mittz!! Norty!!

Desire - I'd say that healthy eating is the way to go. I struggle to eat anything healthy some days but most of what I but is 'light' or 'low fat' so most of the time I can do it without trying!

Bitter - you can't survive on just that woman!

And I volunteered Bitter but they seemed to think my Kleptomania was a bit of an issue!!

Mittz

Thanks for welcome Instructions, have a feeling I am going to like it here:)

Mittz, you sound like you have gone all vampiric

I know you lot only hang around with me to make yourselves look better in comparision - story of my life!

I have to go and get ready for work, will try and pop in to say goodbye before I go xx

Scratch the beans on toast, I have had fish finger sandwiches with the DC.

Please post lots of amusing banter while I am at work so I can peruse it for my entertainment on my return.

Whatever you do Bitter do not follow me at minute . . am currently munching a bar of chocolate to stave off the hunger:(
Hopefully tomorrow I will be chewing on celery sticks and extoling the virtues of healthy eating

No your alright desire, I'm the weirdy who doesn't like cake or chocolate

We didn't fail yesterday.

Saf, could you not do scrambled eggs or a tin of soup or something?

Bitter - you DON'T like chocolate! Cake I can understand but chocolate!!! Weirdo.

Chicken in ginger and garlic for dinner, with basmati rice.

Then something sweet. I'm craving sweet foods. Gah!

SAF - what take-away? I fancy junk tonight but I know I'll regret it. Have you got anything in that you fancy?

take away mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

bad saf.

miitz - you're freaking me out that mate of mine on fb who fancies you normally eats everyone alive, I think you'd be good together, a match made in heaven, you'd give her a run for her money

bitter - enjoy work.

desire - sorry about the name got it on the brain at the moment. Its good to be able to do it without voyeur Mole watching

I've gone crazed.

Dunno SaF, they must be around somewhere, Ikea? Freecycle?.....

Right..I'm Hormonal, horny and HOT HOT HOT! You might need an adult to help you handle me tonight or you might get burnt..mwah ha haaaaa!

xx