Blinded by the LIGHTer ladies!

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Hello

Welcome to our thread all about cake cheese and chcolate healthy eating. Well, on a good day!

I'm Mouse, I have the weight of a huge Camenburg to lose but have lost lots already thanks to the support of this thread and the lovely LIGHTer ladies!

No rules, no clique, just us!!

Come say hi

Afternoon.

I have eaten a packet of tomato snaps and a pot noodle.

Saf, sorry you are feeling so low. I know you are hiding a bit at the moment but if there is anything I can do just ask xx

at you being excited by seeing bitter double. No-one is ever pleased to see me.

jesus christ miitz you just had me in floods of tears. I recognise so much in your post and its so heartbreaking thinking of the old 'us's' and everything we all achieved and that now the smaller things are so difficult. Just to post though, as you say, that is an achievement

shitting myself as dp has gone to pick up dd and is going to 'have a word' with exh. Shit. DP is the most laidback bloke in the world ever, but he does not like exh. And exh is such a pompous arse I just can't see it going well.

Exh is always slagging dp off because exh is a solicitor (all together now, wow! ) and dp is a, fuck knows actually, he tests stuff for stuff

Bitter - you can do something for me. Get off your arse, go into work and find a singing check out lady please!! Its the least you can do. Then you can manage her and we can all ride on your coat tails to fame, glory and Simon Cowell's cock house

What Saf said. He's hiding behind his profession because DP is worth a hundred of him and he knows it.

Brian, could I be said singing checkout lady?

saf - I think he tests machines for stuff. Dunno, he used to oversee the moving of machines the size of a playing field all over the world. You're totally right though, its in a factory so exh can say i'm a solicitor and you work in a factory, jesus wept

unfortunately no drama, was half hoping (im bad i know) that dp would kill him.

Dds aunt definitely got married last week, dp double checked as wasn't sure he heard right this morning. Thanks for telling dd in advance, nice.

Then exh said he'd spoken to dd and explained to her that he hadn't got the money at the moment but when he had he'd come up more. She seems quite happy with that so I just said 'oh that's lovely poppet' and left it at that.

She seems happier so all good. Obviously I'll get the email next week telling me Im poisoning his child against me and will burn in hell but I'm fairly used to those by now

Where's Bitter - she better be out rounding up singing staff

dp is loitering with intent too. He's running me a bath later and is talking about massages.... uh oh

Er, hello I'm here!

cross post bitter

no, you're not fat or frumpy. Its got to be someone really ermmmm, aesthetically challenged. NOW GET OUT THERE AND FIND THEM

I'm here chicken. Just waiting for my roast dinner that DH has lovingly prepared. Roast pork and crackling - yum!

My contribution is a homemade apple pie and custard - WHETE.

im here too, trying to avoid screaming baby. Just done what feels like 3 hours of homework with dd. Highlight of that was the word 'three' straight before the word 'some' in the reading bit

mouse is probably off having sex with double.

Hello i'm here too

Just been catching up on this thread while DD watches recorded Balamory and F sleeps on my lap.

Brian - he is a cock, you are doing great

SAF - sorry you are struggling. You really need a reason to leave the house every day. If i spend even one full day inside i am miserable, and my mental wellbeing slides pretty drastically. How about walking or gardening or helping out any elderly neighbours? You need something that makes you smile and feel good about yourself.

Having a bit of a wobble about the lack of space in our house today. F is moving into the full size cot tonight and there is a serious lack of room for it. Especially as he will be moving into DD's room sometime in the future and there is barely room for her toddler bed and toys as it is sorry not very important in the grand scheme of things

Hey Alice, always good to see you.

I would love a bigger house too, but realistically we can't afford to move from this scummy area for at least 5 years.

I am stuffed.

That's stuffed full of dinner, it doesn't read like that.

whether that made sense or not the line 'sister is reassured by praying for me' made my day DS will be fine. x

yo alice! Same problem here sort of, top floor is utterly full of junk, would take weeks to clear and its where dd2 is going, so currently she sleeps on the landing between our room and dd1's. Cue lots of 'shhh' and sneaking around trying not to wake her. We need about a month child free to clear the top floor, not sure thats going to happen

am currently grossing myself out watching 'cannibal squid' im scared shitless of them.

dp still making 'shag' vibrations.... but what about the x factor???

The x factor is on for over an hour!Surely there's no way you would miss all of it?

You'd watch X factor over a shag Brian ........ Get thee nekky and down and dirty woman!!

Didn't mean to post and run earlier.. but thanks...... xx

I have had a 'day'.

It would make a long boring post to describe but children politics featured heavily. And DD has lost her glasses and her room was due a clear out and thorough hoover for her asthma so her Dad agreed to come over and help. We were both working at it for 3 1/2 hrs. With no break. No glasses though .

Had a gorgeous stew with mash and mixed cauli and broccoli, followed by a chocolate cake thing.

So very productive day, and I am now awaiting my turn in the bath..

If Mouse and Double are having sex I will really sulk. That's just selfish.

I'm off to watch Dexter with DH. Catch up later xx

good evening ladies, had a lovely day out at the beach with my friend and her family. back now, tired, and need DS bathed and schoolbooked and installed in bed, sigh. think I need coffee.

Mittz - beautifully written post as ever, and a lot I can identify with. sorry you have been drained by children politics stuff today.

Brian - oh fgs. what a twunt ex is. playing the big I am because he's a solicitor. And I say this is an ex-solicitor. Sure, it's a stressy professional job, but you know what, you cock up, the professional indemnity insurers will stump up the bill. whereas if you cock up as nurse or medic, well the consequences are so much worse, and the responsibility that much higher.

saf - sorry it's wading through treacle, I think that increasing ads can give the same side effects as starting them, so hopefully this is a temporary bad patch.

Man alive it is quiet on here tonight.

So I'm guessing, Brian is shagging DP, Mouse is entertaining her parents, Double has crashed, Mittz is hibernating, Saf is hiding, Alice is feeding F eery 2 hours and TC is staying away because everyone else is busy.

Am I right?