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Blinded by the LIGHTer ladies!

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Mouseface · 09/10/2010 22:12

Hello

Welcome to our thread all about cake cheese and chcolate healthy eating. Well, on a good day! Grin

I'm Mouse, I have the weight of a huge Camenburg to lose but have lost lots already thanks to the support of this thread and the lovely LIGHTer ladies!

No rules, no clique, just us!!

Come say hi Smile

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HammerMouseOfHorrors · 19/10/2010 13:28

JK next [hgrin]

Hey Mittz. You ok? Apart from falling alseep....

TheMittzressOfMystery · 19/10/2010 13:54

my new phone has just arrived..it's really really nice so am smiling.

I am OK thanks Mouse. I have made a little bit of progress over the last week.Smile

HammerMouseOfHorrors · 19/10/2010 13:58

Yay for a new phone!!

HammerMouseOfHorrors · 19/10/2010 15:48

Have you all started a new thread in 'Off The Beaten Track' so I can't find you? [hwink]

Double - are you home from school yet? Are you asleep, again?! [hgrin]

TheMittzressOfMystery · 19/10/2010 15:53

Working my little tush off here Miss Mouse..

Double's playing truant...

BrianAndHisBalls · 19/10/2010 15:58

double - shagging neighbour

me - calming snotty baby

saf and bitter - exploring their hidden womanhood together Wink

tc - cleaning up poo

miitz - trying to fit into her vagina costume Grin

mouse - ordering 'i love mouse' teatowels.

HammerMouseOfHorrors · 19/10/2010 15:58

Phew! Thought I'd been culled for watching too much JK!! [hgrin]

How the new phone Mittz? Did you work out what happened to the other one? Or your bonkers landline?

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HammerMouseOfHorrors · 19/10/2010 16:13

Hey you!

That's great news re the hotty in your class. And that your tutor likes your writing. Why wouldn't he/she? You are a bright, passionate and articulate!

desiretochange · 19/10/2010 16:14

Going to have to disagree with you Double . . I am the most unshagged woman alive, in fact I think I could now claim to be a born-again virgin [hblush]

BrianAndHisBalls · 19/10/2010 16:17

can we cull people? Really? Grin

I say Im culling dubs because she gets to look at hotties. If I don't get to none of you do Grin

HammerMouseOfHorrors · 19/10/2010 16:18

desire - Brian knows all about being a born again virgin with her honeymoon freshness! [hgrin]

Are we going to have to set up a LIGHTer ladies dating service for those who are single on the thread?

Doubledoubletoilandtrouble · 19/10/2010 16:27

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WallowsInFlies · 19/10/2010 16:28

even a stopped clock is right twice a day Smile

and the born again virgin is my crown desire.

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WallowsInFlies · 19/10/2010 16:30

mouse you couldn't find a man good enough for me to like and crazy enough to like me. it's a rare cocktail that usually wears off pretty fast.

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BrianAndHisBalls · 19/10/2010 16:38

well bloody dan has come off the available list got back together with his ex over weekend.

My honeymoon freshness is renowned Desire. Legendary in fact. Would you like a pic?

Dubs - I know, hes a little poppet baby he really is. Although I was a bit pised off with him when he got me out of bed to tell me Mole had thrown up. I was like 'and?????'

He better hurry up home actually, the shopping came at 1.30 and it needs putting away.

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HammerMouseOfHorrors · 19/10/2010 16:45

Brian - your DP is far too nice for you [hwink]

WIF - I'll see what I can do. Think you are too pretty for any single chaps I know. They'd be punching well above their weight.

Dubs - How about your newbie class mate? Do some digging. Your are gorgeous so what have you got to lose by trying? [hsmile]

My wedding rings are back on my finger!! Yeah!!!

And MrM has just come home with flowers. He is so lovely. I've been in a foul mood and he brings me flowers. I don't deserve him either. [hblush]

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HammerMouseOfHorrors · 19/10/2010 16:57

xx

BrianAndHisBalls · 19/10/2010 17:30

dubs - use chloroform, its worked for me in the past Grin

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