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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 24/09/2010 16:07

Hello, I'm Bitter and I have lost around two stone, have another 4 or 5 pounds to go.

Come for the healthy eating, stay for the chat. We do more of the latter than the former!

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 24/09/2010 20:55

Aw, I like a bit of spongebob Smile

DS has fallen asleep reading another catalogue. He is an advertiser's dream that one.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 24/09/2010 20:57

TC, DS is young compared to his peers too, just the result of an innocent chilhood though.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 24/09/2010 20:58

Today I have eaten

Monster munch sandwich. Blush

nothing else Blush Blush

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 24/09/2010 21:03

What are buffalo prawns saf?

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Mouseface · 24/09/2010 21:13

Nemo is squeeeing. In his cot. Deep joy.

IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE.

Mouseface · 24/09/2010 21:38

UNO - what is green and hard???????? C'mon!!!

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 24/09/2010 21:39

Yeah, c'mon UNO, spill!

Mouse - ignore Ignore IGNORE.

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Mouseface · 24/09/2010 21:53

He cried for ages, I went up, in silence, picked his comforter up, gave it to him and left.

He is asleep!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!

Thanks Bitter xx

Spritzer here tonight. Who has what to drink?

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 24/09/2010 22:06

I have lager, classy me.

Although I have just had a massive coughing fit which resulted in me TMI-ing.

Mouse, don't thank me, you had already started on this, I've just been there with the pom-poms. Smile

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Mouseface · 24/09/2010 22:09

Bitter I heart that you have those pom-poms. Smile

Only the one spritzer. Saving myself Wink

Mouseface · 24/09/2010 22:11

Double - are they hot to the touch and throbbing? I get that pre period.

Last month I couldn't put my bra on without feeling sick with the pain.

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Mouseface · 24/09/2010 22:20

I have slept in my sports bra since I was pg with Nemo.

Huge horrid things. Not that I should say that with my friend having BC Sad

I should shut up and be grateful it's not me.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 24/09/2010 22:20

Man alive, I wish my non existent norks would swell for any reason, I'd take the pain.

The only time I've had decent norks was 3 days post birth, with both DC.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 24/09/2010 22:26

I have about 30 bras. 3 of them fit. Blush

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 24/09/2010 22:33

Sorry got distracted :o

Double has it, a frog with a flick knife :o

Sorry about that, I'll get my coat.

Mouseface · 24/09/2010 22:34

Shush you!! You are always welcome here. xx

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