On a LIGHTER note...

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I have lost around two stone, have another 4 or 5 pounds to go.

Come for the healthy eating, stay for the chat. We do more of the latter than the former!

Morning....

Nemo had a great night's sleep so I did too!!!

I really think it was a hunger issue. He's never been hungry as his feeds have always been controlled.

If he is only having liquid, then it's going to go through his system faster.

So, it makes sense that he would be hungry by 2am.

I feel fab. Only thing is he has a cold. And is teething!!

Guest has landed as has the builder! It's all go this morning. Guest has brought 2 bottles of champagne to toast Nemo.

May have to try some.

I am showered and dressed. Who would have thought the delivery I was waiting for would turn up while I am in the shower?

Still, I think the DC are sorted for xmas presents now.

Off to hang the washing out.

Going in the shower is a great way to make a delivery turn up bitter, everyone knows delivery men only arrive when it is not convenient :o

I have white paint/plaster all over my windows!!! How the hell will I get that off? EEekkkk.

Nemo is lay on the floor. He's been a bit sick and now his nose is streaming. He's just wimpering cuddling Ernie, his comforter, and lying down watching Squiglet.

Bless him. He is so tired! MrM got him up at 7.30 as soon as he stirred.

It's GORGEOUS here. So sunny and crisp. Real autumn walking weather.

Nemo is fast asleep!

On the floor. Bless him. I've snuggled him under a blanket. Sssshhhhhh.

before i went out this morning i took delivery of a humungous bouquet of yellow roses and a bottle of champagne!

from my brother, he does the best birthday presents as hes loaded, usually buys me Tiffany.

Is it definitely illegal to marry your brother?

double you had sperm not long ago didnt you? pregnant, pregnant, pregnant...

Awwww, Brian.

How lovely. I love flowers. Big bright gerbras and tropical flowers.

I miss being a florist.

SAF - I'm sure he'll be ok?

MrM is in the kitchen making a noise. I may kill him. Really I may. FFS.

It's Brian's birthday tomorrow I think.

Happy Birthday Brian, you kept that one quiet!

DD is finally asleep, she is very against the idea today, for some reason.

Two more loads of washing to do. Rock and Roll.

birthday is tomorrow langers

he's not technically a batchelor as he's married to my sil and they have 2 children, but he is ridiculously loaded. And tall.

And im not that mad keen on sil so happy for one of you lot to lure him away from wife

except Double' she's a bit wrong side of the tracks

saf - yay for brian! when they're kittens they're so cute chasing flies and butterflies and stuff.

Double - are you fighting for Brian's brother?

Just because he sent her champagne and flowers?

Shallow.