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On a LIGHTER note...

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 24/09/2010 16:07

Hello, I'm Bitter and I have lost around two stone, have another 4 or 5 pounds to go.

Come for the healthy eating, stay for the chat. We do more of the latter than the former!

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Mouseface · 01/10/2010 13:41

I hope that it's Disney doing the parenting, only the best. Wink

I resluts day. And the grey haired twosome are back too!! Grin

Mouseface · 01/10/2010 13:42

resluts?? Shock

Grin
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Mouseface · 01/10/2010 13:54

Shocker!!

NOT!! Grin

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 01/10/2010 13:57

DD won't let me watch JK

She wants to watch Mr Tumble.

I have eaten some toast, which means I am now out of Bread, butter and Milk.I think I may have to brave the supermarket after the school run.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 01/10/2010 13:57

Who was the father btw? BF or his best mate?

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Mouseface · 01/10/2010 13:58

Hey you.

We'll give you the details. Lie detector now...the older guy that was seen in the nightclub chatting to a girl. She takes page 3 out of his paper......

new thread

Mouseface · 01/10/2010 14:00

His mate, DAVE!!!!

The guy was not lying about kissing, about sexual contact and he hasn't shagged anyone either!

I thought he was lying.

BrianAndHisBalls · 01/10/2010 14:04

i was wrong on both, couldnt believe the first guy WASN'T the dad. And I was sure that scummy second bloke was lying.

Double - I am namedropping, living room full of hamley's stuff because my brother buys hamley's gifts for dd1, all the outgrown stuff is going to nct. He has a day near xmas where the shut hamley's at night just for his firm and their clients / families, its bloody ace.

BrianAndHisBalls · 01/10/2010 14:06

im

BrianAndHisBalls · 01/10/2010 14:06

the

BrianAndHisBalls · 01/10/2010 14:06

illest

BrianAndHisBalls · 01/10/2010 14:07

i

BrianAndHisBalls · 01/10/2010 14:07

need

Mouseface · 01/10/2010 14:08
Grin

I knew mate was the dad and she lied like a cheap Japaneese watch.

Oh GOD!!! The grey haired freaks are back.

She's like a witch!!

BrianAndHisBalls · 01/10/2010 14:08

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BrianAndHisBalls · 01/10/2010 14:08

get out

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Mouseface · 01/10/2010 14:09

WHOOPS - Interupted you filling the thread!

Twice! Grin

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