To think the UK will become a barren, post-apocalyptic, dystopian, hell-scape if Labour win?

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AIBU to be worried that within 2-3 years of a Labour victory, the UK will become a barren, post-apocalyptic, dystopian hell-scape?

Kier Starmer seems like a mad, leftist radical to me. It starts with VAT on school fees but where does it end???

I’m also really concerned that the imminent collapse of civilisation will have a big impact on house prices, and leave us in negative equity.

Anyone else?

And yours is also a funny callback to the first joke. Children will be forced to sing about the 31 genders at the start of each school assembly under a staring porteait of Comrade Starmer that has replaced all the expensive portrait of King Charles that were printed up at great expense. Resist !!

Thanks for the recommendation, I will check it out

Lest we forget......

Well that will cancel out the boat people so we will no longer have to stop them. All good.

I would love this! We definitely need more art.

Given that Keir Starmer hasn't got any opinions on anything and changes his policies like a weather vane in a thunderstorm, I feel that if he gets in we may well be fucked.

Certainly, pervy men will be calling themselves ladies and it will be illegal to say otherwise.

I will be found in the underground resistance.

😂😂

Arf. Nice one OP 😂😂👌

That’s all to dramatic, things will just get gradually more difficult for anyone in work and trying to make a living.

More people taking from society, just means it collapses quicker. We’re over the rubicon. That which is being taken cannot be supported by those working and contributing. Fanciful notions of “taxing the rich” don’t work so it has to collapse.

as I said, it’s when, not if, and the only way out is through.

yea beause its all ok now isnt it

See you there, we’ll need more gin I think.

Only if you're a rabid self centred immoral Tory. Have you been in a box for the last 14 years or something or just a Daily Heil enclave somewhere in Harrogate?

This is getting tricky.
I can't work out if some people are still actually taking the OP seriously or are trying to be equally satirical in response?.

who o you want in op

Lol
you seem to be living in a different country than all of us.

Perhaps it’s both? Even my Labour friends are nervous, the LP don’t inspire confidence do they? And maybe a hellscape is tongue in cheek or maybe there is a shred of truth in it. Either way it’s very uncomfortable isn’t it… and most people would rather not vote for either!

Nigel, is that you?

Are you resigned to the dystopia then or is there hope in Tory world as they gayly chant "14 more years ?

No, according to the BBC polls tracker, the two parties are definitely dominating.

Those unpaid interns at Tory HQ have been playing around with ChatGBT again, I see...

It’s a mixture of both I think, stunning as it is that OP is still getting outraged responses from the slow on the uptake. Makes it all the funnier 😂

I didn't RTFT but your title just made me think of Mad Max and I thought Fuck Yeah!

We can leave this planet on a Battlestar Galactica 🙄

Aha!

Aw bored in Labour HQ?

Not surprised.

I fell asleep watching Starmer speak earlier.