I now declare this topic.... THE NEW PUDDLE!!!!!!!!!

[EmpressOfTheSevenScreams]

With thanks to SPSFanjo for handing it over.

Everyone's invited to our Puddlewarming party!!!!!!!!!!

Hello, am back. Only just feel human again!

Dreamy So sorry about your aunt :( Thinking of you all!

Glad all the Puddle kids are feeling better!

Realised today at a party that I havn't even begun to think about ds's party yet. I am throwing myself into it to keep me busy. Just need to get my thinking cap on!

How are we all?

Thank you, and I'm glad you're feeling better, Bonkey. What are you planning for your Ds's party?

I'm glad you are feeling better bonkey rotten luck getting the bug twice.

My ds is a lot better. Our conservatory is coming on nicely, although they couldn't put the underfloor heating down today because the floor hasn't dried out enough yet. Damned rain! We were supposed to be having the floor tiled tomorrow too, it doesn't look like that will be happening yet. We had a bargain with the tiles, porcelain tiles were half price, yay. I can't wait for it to be finished. Once the heating is in and the floor is tiled I can paint it and we can get the furniture. I'm excited, it will be ace for ds birthday party.

I hope you have a lovely time with your mum Tee

I have a function room in mind, just have to book it...tomorrow hopefully!

Food will be fairly easy I have Iceland discount .

What I am about is how the bloody hell I keep 20+ kids entertained for two hours , on the cheap!

20 kids! you're brave!

Not brave Shaky ...stoopid!

Luckily the venue has a bar .

Maybe ask state make another bowl of punch I won't drink it all this time

I have a theme...Mario!

Glad you & all the kids are feeling better Bonkey

I hope you're ok Dreamy.

Here we go, I nicked this from BrevilleTron got you lot a present.

My little brothers 4th birthday was mario themed bonkey you can get some ace decorations and party bag gifts.

I made his cake, its on my profile! :)

And 20 kids ds had 10 this year, only 4 weren't family. Dd is 4 in, shit, 2 weeks 4 days! She wants to go to soft play really oughta pull my finger out. Pressies are about sorted and cake planned... I'm roped in to plan all the dcs in the familys partys though, best thing to do is sandwich choice on your rsvp slip, and do food boxes, much less waste!

shaky your conservatory looks gorgeous!

I have my Mums puppy to stay again, we got him a huge rawhide bone and a new toy, haven't heard from him all evening, he's happy!

Anyway I must drag myself to bed I have a westham themed cake to do tomorrow

Already seen it State .

I am ashamed to say I think i am becoming one of those competitive guns who has to have the best party not too difficult as all the parties we have been to lately have been shite .

Empress Is that a cock ?

*mums not guns blasted phone !

I am too bonkey but since ds was the only child in his class last year to have a party I didn't have to try too hard :(

Cakes are where I get competitive because its something I can do.

Cheers empress is it dairy milk or galaxy?

Technically it's a willy . Galaxy.

Breville was going to give it to Olivia if she linked to a thread for her, but I thought you lot would like it so I did the job & grabbed it.

Good luck with the party, Bonkey. One thing that worked for us was leaving out either the time or the location of the party on the invitations, so that if people wanted to come they HAD to RSVP. State, your Mario cake's brilliant.

I missed something. Why is there a giant penis in the puddle? Or shouldn't I ask?

Morning all!

My house is full of grumpy people this morning, so I'm setting up camp here to do my sugar craft, ill clean when I'm done.

lazy morning today I'm afraid ladies!

It's chocolate, Tee . I nabbed it from Breville on another thread, thought you lot would like it.

Thanks State.

That's great, Bonkey.

I'm done, 3hrs of fecking about with fondant and my new gel colourings and I'm done! So glad I made the sponge last night now or I'd never have finished in time.

Dp has the dcs and the dog up the woods and I'm enjoying the peace before we head off to my uncles birthday meal and then the whole family head to a fireworks display.

That's great bonkey

Hope your mums arrived safely tee have a lovely week.

I have cake off cuts if anyone wants some

Ah, I see Empress!

Grandma here. I've got a cuppa and my feet up.

Sounds great Tee. Yes please State.

We've been to Richmond Park and seen hordes of deer. We thought we'd walked about 5 miles but then looked at the map and found it was more like 2 .

Wow! There's a willy in the puddle!

I have done 2 stupid things in the last 2 days

1. went to cashpoint at the co op to withdraw £100, took card out of machine and went into the shop. I only LEFT THE FECKING MONEY IN THE MACHINE !!!
   I phoned the bank and they think it has probably been retained by the machine and will refund as long as they can prove the money has been retained. I am a knobhead!

2. took ds to the firework display at our local pub, it was crap and the weather was freezing and really wasn't worth going to. Ds did enjoy it but was tired and grumpy by the end. All I wanted to do was come home, put on my pjs and curl up on the sofa.

Shaky I have done that. Some bastard took my.money though .
Hope you get it sorted ok!

TMI ALERT !! Bastard buggering stomach is playing up again. I have been sat in the bathroom for half hour so far :(

On the plus side I have actually completed some shaky braclets good enough to sell.
Couldn't do it with a lighter though Shaky i kept burning through the wrong bloody thread . Super glue is my new best friend!!

Yes Shaky, thank BrevilleTron! I hope you get your money back.

Poor BangBonkey. Love your fireworks name though.

Inventive aren't I

Plus side is I don't feel ill so hopefully it will pass soon. Im just going to give up food....nothing goes in , nothing comes out