I now declare this topic.... THE NEW PUDDLE!!!!!!!!!

[EmpressOfTheSevenScreams]

With thanks to SPSFanjo for handing it over.

Everyone's invited to our Puddlewarming party!!!!!!!!!!

I love that they tell you how much the entire room would cost.

And I adore their kitchens.

Jeez
State it's making my typing go wonky

[hgrin] at Wonky Cottage.

They are very good, Tee. And I like them much better now they've introduced the Pick and Pack thing which means I don't have to go anywhere near the warehouse.

My Wonky Cottage was ace!

I knew I was drunk when the wardrobe looked straight!

It was so old it cost a bloody fortune to heat, it was freezing but I loved it. Just me and my cats after escaping from a proper twat. It was my haven, I'll never forget it

The party room looks great Shaky! Glad you've had a lovely day. [hsmile]

I love your Taggart Gingerbread man cake Brian. I hope you drew around him in chalk before you ate him carried out the post-mortem?

I do like a trip round Ikea. Dh hates it with a passion though. I have to bribe him with meatballs. I love the sound of your wonky cottage, Shaky!

Lovely punch!

Looks like we can't go to see my Auntie tomorrow. Dh and Ds1 are both ill. They've both been sick and Ds1 is spraying his germs around with every cough and sneeze. My most used phrase today has been "Cover your mouth when you cough!". We're planning to go on Sunday instead, but my Uncle says she's really deteriorated and might not make it til the weekend. :(

I'm so sorry, Bonkey.

Shaky, I know what you mean. It's yours and it's HOME.

I'm sorry Screamy it sounds like she's really poorly, I really hope you get to see her

She has pancreatic cancer. A couple of months ago she was fine, it's really shaken us all. I'd love for her to meet Ds2 before she goes.

Umm, I just kinda emptied all the opened bottles in the alcohol cupboard, you may wish to sit down

Sorry to hear your aunts not doing so well screamy hope ds is better soon. X

I need to go to ikea, I often browse the website since mil got dd the play kitchen bits and food, its lovely!

Screamy I'm so sorry, pancreatic cancer tends to be aggressive and not detected until its too late. I'm so sorry

It's pretty potent punch State, but what are the lumps? [hconfused]

Yeah that's exactly what's happened Shaky. :(

I just thought the lumps were pumpkin seeds, yummy!

I've just realised I left my broomstick at my mums house!

I chucked a frozen smoothie mix in too, s'just fruit, your ok!

screamy pancreatic cancer is what dps Grandad has, I've not seen him as the dcs couldn't visit, but dp said the deterioration in two weeks has really shocked him. Its a cruel evil git is cancer.

But then how did you get home shaky?

I'm so sorry.

My dad took us.

I bet their dogs will have fun devouring it, they were shit scared of my orange hair, they kept running away from me, 'twas ace, [hgrin]

Awww State and Screamy

I think big stick in new conservatory (made of glass) = disaster !

Im ill......again :(

I have been in the bathroom for a hour and i still don't feel its safe to leave :(

I have been well for what, 48hrs?!? and then get the fucker again but twice as wor se .

Or i wouldn't rule.out food.poisoning.....

whine! Self indulged whine*...

Oh, poor bonkey. Any better this morning?

LittleTee is deffo going to GP today. This cough seems to be getting worse after being better yesterday. Poor wee mite. Luckily don't really have any plans for today. Hopefully he can go to his childminder tomorrow or he'll have to help clean the house!

Aww poor bonkey xx

Hope little tee is on the mend soon, the little states have developed coughs but are both fine otherwise.

Its freezing here this morning anyway must go and get organised I have babystates 32+5wk scan at 9.40 :)

I actually can't decide if he is fine or not. He won't cough for ages and then cough for 10 minutes. ::pulls hair out in indecision::