I'm a thread killer....

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back again. DD2 complaining in her room. I even read her one of the boring stories that I hate and she loves. Ah well. Soon have to send DD1 off to bed. As for the DTs... well.

So, what did I miss?????????

ok marslady..to be crude we are talking about saggy front bots!

The internet itself!! bless him he worries about things he has no control/understanding of - ie computers!

saggy front bots, and for this I raced through the story lol

Nevermind saggy front bots - what about past bf saggy tits.

i meant POST BF SAGGY TITS!!!!!

i know its sad isn't it? but lets face it saggy front bots will always be more interesting than the thomas the bloody tank engine or whatever the book of choice is in your house!

just the weight of the baby stretches the pelvic floor. So even if you don't go through labour you can still have problems.

so all together now, hold for 10

oh god saggy everything!

I asked dh the other day if i looked my age and he said something along the lines of...'well your face looks fantastic, but you've had two kids and everything has gone south compared to the way it used to be'. charming!!!!

Perhaps we should all have bot jobs.

once again I bow before the inferior wisdom of Alexsmum

marslady that was a bit mean. did i say something nasty?

back in a mo just gonna check on eastenders hello again marslady

Oh, yes, the saggy post-bf tits...

no doll, I always say that. I was agreeing about the boring books, not having a go. Sorry, my humour doesn't translate well in type.

Good, now that everyone has kissed and made up, about saggy body parts...

Not many people "hear" the inferior and so they always smile, which makes me smile my wicked interior smile. You I love! I haven't disagreed with you yet, and nor do I intend to.

Sorry just back from welcoming the returning hero aka dh. What is this talk about front botty wind? I get that sometimes. I thought it was a biological anomaly perculiar to me. What causes it does anyone know?

Don't get me started on the saggy..... Nothing is as firm as it once was... well maybe my bum

I really don't know. I had it particularly bad with my first pregnancy, but lost that one, so I don't know if it was something to do with how I was carrying?

FRONT BOTTY WIND What is it all about?

Well, that's killed that one.....

Another notch on my thread killing belt.....

Off to watch Eastenders.....

sorry lm just dealing with DTs and sulking DD1

And I thought I was the mistress of killing threads.

So have you ever had "front botty wind"? Can you explain it?