I'm a thread killer....

[ggglimpopo]

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ok back again!!!! have sent dh out to but more plonk and some ice cream he has taken the baby with him! couldn't wait to get back to see if this was still going ! yuk to the dog poo!

yeah JW - mine doesn't know one end of a computer from the other - still don't think i will explain how this works ie. names etc. incase curiosity gets the better of him and one of his mates trys to help him...

I suppose if you put it like that JW then i too have definitely been unfaithful...

I know, I would hate for him to find my "Wind after Childbirth" thread
Of course, he may have personal experience with that one...[really big blush]

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ok jw, lets get personal here. was it back botty wind or front botty wind? I had a problem with front botty wind for a while...

I'm SPARTACUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Just bathed the DTs. Now they are mucking about with the cream and singing. I've got to go and read a story to DD2 now, but I wanted to see what had happened in my absence and if anyone missed me.

You sound as glamorous as me JW.

Itgoes on forever ggg i remember those days feeling like a moo

Good grief, monkeychops. Who with? The baby sounds like she's having a nice long feed, ggg.

You were missed, mars.

Mostly back for me, but I have definitely heard of others with front, so you're not alone there AM.

off to read to DD2............

Still haven't got to the off licence yet

was refering to bf, scummymummy, did i miss something ???

glad to hear it jw, most alarming i can tell you!!!

I think she just read our internet affair postings

Ahh, yes, AM the perils of the loose pelvic floor...

Ooops! I meant who did he accuse you of having the internet affair with, mc.

jw i really think that i have no pelvic floor anymore... maybe it fell out when i gave birth!

What's a pelvic floor???!

My surprise was that it was so bad after a c-section. I never even got to push!

Has anyone done the Kegel exercises where you imagine the elevator going up and down? I'm thinking mine went down and forgot to come back up!

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exactly monkeychops!