Runners United - Conwy Cockwatch, a live birth and Alex "Rhet" Ferguson in one thread. What more could we ask for?

[fannybanjo]

LET'S FUCKING DO IT....!

Shite. I've renamed Moshi, Noshi!

Go to bed Fanny!

So, straw poll, do you prefer short quick rubs or the long easy rubs?

Ahem, I need to go to bed I think...

Couldn't be arsed rubbing alone bonkers - too much hard work. Might as well get DH to do me rubbings for me. Saves energy for running then.

Right I'm off to read my Hermann Hesse Maureen Lee so night fellow rubbers and I'll let you know how many cocks I've viewed tomorrow.

So, straw poll, do you prefer short quick rubs or the long easy rubs?

Do you think you should be asking that, with a username like stickyfingers?

sticky We all know that you get the best results when you combine short and long rubs.

Gawd Fanny you're bringing as all down to your level!

Can we change the thread title to "we enjoy rubbing"?

LOL backward !!!!

Rubbing . .fanny my love, you're obviously getting too much or not enough, I just don't know which!

monkey I actually am frigid.

I don't believe that fanny

Good luck to all the runners tomorrow.

I shreded this morning and my shins were a bit sore even doing that. While I was doing it ds1 and 2 were prancing about joining in. Ds1 almost launching his beans and soup at the laptop several times. Dh, db and sil sat on the sofa watching and laughing!

My db is an expert in everything and dished out a whole load of advice about running earlier. He's done some running but has knee problems and I think some of his advice was sensible but I'm not going to admit that to him!

I don't go on much more of mn either. Mostly just here and my post natal thread who 3 years on still have about 10 of us who communicate. Every time I get sucked into another interesting thread it ends up being fake and disappears! I do look at the product testing threads but never get selected, unlike my best friend who has done virtually every test ever.

Well I was in 1989 orange. Now it's just frigit. As in, "we got 2 mins honey?", let's frig it.

Oh Debi, what a coincidence, my DB is also an expert in everything...

Hope your shins improve soon.

Before we all get too excited with all the rubbing, has anyone ever heard of a book called 'lose your mummy tummy' if so is it any good or a load of crap like all the other things that promise flat tums.
Dh is on the sofa snoring very loudly, very romantic

Snort at rubbing!!

My db is also an expert in everything and nobody else is allowed an opinion.

Bloody hell, not even trying to jump on to the conversation threads whirling around here! Just a quickie (stop it!)... Congrats peaches fine work, and all very best to you and lil Kate. monkey you never said hertfordshire was so hilly damn you! fanny don't you stop your normal chat - love it. Right back to unpacking.

Debi your poor shins. You want to give em a rubbing you know... Works wonders. Don't do it in front of DH, what with him being King Know All, he'll know how to rub better than you.

Debi I have done a few tests was even given a coat, that was jammy

cest how did the move go?

monkey game of thrones seems to have a sadistic streak concerning young girls

I also liked game o thrones monkey. Do you know when the next one starts?

Lol fanny, it's my brother who is a know it all (he does have a phd don't ya know), my dh is very inteligent but also quite thick sometimes!

Someone mentioned shin supports, who was that? Where do I find them?

Evening cest it's a brave man even pops his head over the parapet round here - welcome back. I will bore you with Monkey's Favourite Hertfordshire Hills sometime soon, it's like Wainwright but with um hills! Was in Harpenden just today as ds1's team were playing there, if you see a harassed looking woman failing to control mooching around with three boys and an equally harassed looking DH that'll be me ......

Not sure when the next GofT series will start, but I can't wait. I think it's a pretty harsh setting for everyone tbh, not afraid to kill off the big stars, are they?! But Go Danaerys (sp?) and her baby dragons, she's definitely doing it for the girls!

Good luck ravers!

orange - you have my heartfelt sympathies for your predicament and do keep moaning to us. It keeps us in check and if it helps you, then do it here where we want to listen. Then you can get on with RL and go rubbing.

On the topic of rubbing, I like it any which way. Fast ones are best though (so cathartic!) as are the long ones but the ones where you start slow and then progressively speed it up are my favourite (progressive rubs)! A quick rub works well when time poor though. 20 mins is enough to de-stress even.

Night all.

Love,

Noshi

Hello rubbers!

Will do proper post tomorrow on pooter. Baby Kate been asleep most of day, wish I had been!!!

Orange, so sorry bout DS2's issues, you are a very strong woman who deals with a lot in life. Please come on here and rant away, sometimes it's the best tonic.

fanny, Don't go changing!!!!

Good luck racers tomorrow!

Oooh sticky, we are fb friends, how cool!

Will see if I can master putting pics on profile tomorrow so yous non fb folk can have a squiz.

Will also provide full race birth report!

Night y'all!