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Brexit mega thread 7 : global Britain is looking rather insignificant.....

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ChiswickFlo · 28/03/2022 19:30

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borntobequiet · 31/05/2022 11:17

In the Netherlands in the 70s I noticed that 500g was referred to as “een pond” so I think it’s a long established tradition in Europe.

DuncinToffee · 31/05/2022 11:36

Yes, I have always used 'pond' in Holland and I was born in 1970's. 500gr was more of a mouthful than asking for a 'pondje' of somehing.
Never really thought about is as it is so every day use.

DuncinToffee · 31/05/2022 14:17

Any of the brexiteers on here sent in their ideas?

After consulting Express readers for 'Brexit Benefits' these are the top ideas selected by Jacob Rees Mogg.

Almost every single one is about removing consumer, worker or environmental protections. And to think that the UK sacrificed 12% of trade and 4% of GDP for this! ~AA

t.co/LTMg278z6s

HannibalHeyes · 31/05/2022 14:23

Yes, from the Express;

  1. Encourage fracking, shortcut rules on planning consultation via emergency act.
  2. Abolish the EU regulations that restrict vacuum cleaner power to 1400 watts.
  3. Remove precautionary principle restrictions (for instance) on early use of experimental treatments for seriously ill patients and GM crops.
  4. Abolish rules around the size of vans that need an operator's licence.
  5. Abolish EU limits on electrical power levels of electrically assisted pedal cycles.
  6. Allow certain medical professionals, such as pharmacists and paramedics, to qualify in three years.
  7. Remove requirements for agency workers to have all the attributes of a permanent employee.
  8. Simplify the calculation of holiday pay (eg 12.07 percent of pay) to make it easier for businesses to operate.
  9. Reduce requirements for businesses to conduct fixed wire testing and portable application testing.

Basically, about making everybody less safe.

Except no 2, which was never a regulation anyway. 1600 watts was the regulation, and it was the UK that championed it.

As somebody commented, "Brexit: Reclaiming the freedom to suck harder."

DuncinToffee · 31/05/2022 14:34

Thanks Hannibal, I tried to attach the image with those ideas but MN wasn't having it.

DuncinToffee · 31/05/2022 15:04

I hope this one works

Brexit mega thread 7 : global Britain is looking rather insignificant.....
HannibalHeyes · 31/05/2022 15:09

MN isn't being the quickest at the moment...

HannibalHeyes · 31/05/2022 15:11

Or this one...

Brexit mega thread 7 : global Britain is looking rather insignificant.....
prettybird · 31/05/2022 15:14

Db is across from France at the moment (he made the sensible decision to move over there after the Brexit vote).

His comments about BJ and the WM Conservative Cabal Government are unprintable that the UK is now viewed from the other side of the Channel as (at best) a laughing stock and (at worst) an irritating irrelevance.

quiteathome · 31/05/2022 17:06

Pharmacy and paramedic degrees are three years anyway- in most places. So that is a not a change. I think they tend to be 4 in Scotland.

Peregrina · 31/05/2022 17:25

Back to imperial measures - I had the thought that a certain part of Johnson's anatomy will sound much longer when measured in mm - say 50 as opposed to 2. Does he really want to go back to the old measurements?

MN might delete this, or they might just have a sense of humour.

Alexandra2001 · 31/05/2022 17:31

So we have the (impossible) return of imperial, today UK will have to have 6hour electricity daily blackouts...

Maybe they should ask 'express readers to come up with scary stories to divert from BJ's trajectory?

DuncinToffee · 31/05/2022 19:43

Diversion? Rwanda it seems, first deportation flight scheduled for 14th June Angry

Alexandra2001 · 31/05/2022 21:03

Geidt pee'd off because his advice to BJ to say why he didn't break Ministerial code has been ignored.
www.scotsman.com/news/politics/boris-johnson-told-by-his-own-ethics-adviser-lord-geidt-to-explain-how-partygate-fine-did-not-breach-ministerial-code-3716522

so expect another diversion.....

HannibalHeyes · 01/06/2022 00:22

Even America doesn't use imperial measurements any more. Everything is in units of Ariana Grandes...

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HannibalHeyes · 01/06/2022 09:43

Now here are the new Imperial measurements...

Brexit mega thread 7 : global Britain is looking rather insignificant.....
DuncinToffee · 02/06/2022 10:20

I see that Arlene Foster has been made a dame.

DuncinToffee · 02/06/2022 10:21

Frothing response from Telegraph readers.
I can well imagine

DuncinToffee · 02/06/2022 11:17

Northern Ireland economy outpacing post-Brexit Britain

The ONS found that Northern Ireland’s GDP grew 1.4% in Q3 of 2021, compared with 0.9% in Scotland, 0.6% in England and -0.3% in Wales, over the same quarter.

www.politico.eu/article/northern-ireland-economy-outpace-post-brexit-britain/

DuncinToffee · 02/06/2022 12:31

Shortage of pickers means it is cheaper to import fruit

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-british-food-supermarkets-farmers-b2092612.html

One little nugget from today's YouGov - every region now considers Brexit to have been a mistake.
twitter.com/DavidHerdson/status/1531982646951165954?t=LQhYLvTAgByjM3uyXIuBGQ&s=19

SerendipityJane · 02/06/2022 12:36

Extra points if you can convince a Brexiteer it's genuine (2 so far but it's early yet)

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HannibalHeyes · 02/06/2022 13:21

And in "more things working out the opposite of what Brexshittiers promised us" news;

Brexit means fewer British products in supermarkets...

DuncinToffee · 03/06/2022 09:46

Tugendhat showing his ignorance with this tweet

Tobias is wrong. The Single Market puts the EU in charge:
- EU rules
- open borders
- no new trade deals

We need a deal British people control not foreign laws with no say.

Let’s plan for the future and stop looking back. This decision is made

prettybird · 03/06/2022 11:04

Tugendhat gearing up for a leadership contest Wink

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