The Brexit Arms: Here it is! MERRY BREXIT!!!

[DustyDiamond]

We did it!!!

We saw off Jezbollah, Mao-ZeMcDonnell & Head-Girl Jo 🙌🙌🙌

✊🥀

We got Brexit! (...finally... 🙄)

The HoC is painted Blue for Brexit & it's oven ready 😍

Dominic Raab is looking sexier than ever & will be returning for my our viewing pleasure which is the BEST RESULT OF ALL! 🥰🥰

To the tune of Slade's 'Merry Xmas Everybody':

🎵 🎶 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

IT'S CHRIIIIIISTMAAAAAAS!!!!!!!

So we booted John & Jez & head-girl Jo-o-o
And we gave our vote to Bo-oris & co-o-o

We can GET THAT BREXIT DONE now...
We can start to hope again!
Now the Marxists have been consigned to the biiiiin

So here it IIIIS - MERRY BREXIT!
Everybody’s having fun!
Loook to the future now, it’s only just be-gu-u-un

Now we’re laughing at the Corbyn Cult implo-o-ode
And we’re snorting as momentum start to fo-o-old...

Coz we’re on the Boris love train!
And it’s going full steam ahead!
How we CHEERED when all those seats flipped BLUE from re-e-ed

So here it IIIIS - MERRY BREXIT!
Everybody’s having fun!
Loook to the future now, it’s only just be-gu-u-un

🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

Much festive cheer to all in the Arms!
🍾 🥂 🍻🍷

As ever, all are welcome - only one rule:

DON'T BE A TWAT!!

Note: I am a shit host, and not a patch on previous Landladies - I don't cook, I don't clean & I don't prepare drinks. I am a selfish bellend. If you want feeding, there's a microwave in back & a shop down the road. If you want drinks just help yourself 😘 - it's a free bar 🎉🥳🎈

Hi Pumper 👋

I thought 'Return to Empire!' was on your original list of things that excited you?

Have you dropped your colonial obsession now?

Is so, I'm glad

You've def gone up in my estimations for that reversal 😊

I shan't be venturing onto your thread I'm afraid as I'm not remotely interested, but I hope it goes well & is everything you dreamed of & more 😍😍

Chin chin cupcake 🍷

Is that you liz?

Nah, it's Hiroo Onoda.

Just to remind everyone where the national narrative is right now. (Because anything else is just sooo, you know, last thread).

Return to the empire was wrong, as was pointed out to me. That’s not one that we want after all. You haven’t said any positives yourself yet though

I thought you were tending to your own thread, Pumper? Have fun!!!

I am Lily! Come on over, we need your expertise. It’s a bit thin on the ground for Brexit benefits just now, sadly.

You haven’t said any positives yourself yet though

As I have said, I do not dance on demand

Enjoy your own shiny thread though 🍷

I'm sure it will be an a-may-zing perfect 10
🕺

What's everyone having for dinner? Or have you already eaten?

Did I mention?

Ah, that’s a shame Dusty. You seem so committed to the cause, so happy we’re getting Brexit! I wish you’d share the secrets to that happiness but you’re absolutely right, you shouldn’t have to. I’ll just assume that, like me, you are also excited to see who Britain is going to trade with without a reduction in standards or how we’re going to continue peace in NI without changing the GFA and so on.

I do wish you’d come over though, nobody has shared any tangible benefit yet 😢 Still, the night is young!

Did I also mention?

“I do wish you’d come over though, nobody has shared any tangible benefit yet 😢 Still, the night is young!”

What a shame, anyone would think after years of the same old shit, from the same old posters, they would be chomping at the bit to get over there and play with you! 😱 < that’s me, shocked.

it was only a matter of time before this happened.....the shock is wearing off so now we’re getting the anger.

Perhaps I forgot this one?

Roast chicken, stuffing, bread source, cranberry...

Sticking Song on Duke box

🎶🎶 YOU'VE got to accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, hang on to the affirmative, don't mess with MR in between... 🎶🎶🎶

Tree is in. Not a single decoration up yet.

Arf singing, another good one 😁

Dirty, as singing noted some threads back, it is the 5 stages of grief.

I just wish they would grieve on the millionth other threads, there is even a loosers hug each other thread.

“there is even a loosers hug each other thread.”

Aww, how sweet, are the Huns Ok?

We had chicken stir fry. DH made me turn off Tonight's the Night - he prefers to communicate via the medium of Aerosmith.

Doubly in the huff cos someone's blanking my HW.

I’m making fajitas, with House of Fun, conveniently playing on the radio... 😂

Snap, Raise!

Back soon...

Ah, that’s a shame Dusty. You seem so committed to the cause, so happy we’re getting Brexit!

I am!

But as I said quite explicitly, I'm not remotely interested in your thread 🤷🏻‍♀️

Shame really that the same can't be said of you wrt this one

Le sigh

Raise DD3 and DH did a top job on my tree. The fairy's on duty so no more misbehaving or she'll tell Santa 'n she's apt tae be gae crabbit for perfectly understandable reasons.

lisburn.com/stories/christmas-fairy.html

I'm making absolutely nothing at the moment, can't put it off much longer as natives are getting restless.

Shame really that the same can't be said of you wrt this one

Of course not! I have a huge amount of interest in this thread because, as I said, I’ve only been pro-Brexit since yesterday. And this is a pro-Brexit thread! Although I still haven’t seen a single pro-Brexit benefit that we’ll be getting in February. None on my thread yet, and none on here so far, which is weird because there are so many! We’ll all be so much better off!

I did say “if” twice earlier and here it is

www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/emily-thornberry-caroline-flint-leave-voters-jeremy-corbyn-labour-leadership-a4313906.html

I might not be around for a few days. Too much work and real life to do. I did manage a nap and a workout this afternoon! 😂