The Brexit Arms: Here it is! MERRY BREXIT!!!

[DustyDiamond]

We did it!!!

We saw off Jezbollah, Mao-ZeMcDonnell & Head-Girl Jo 🙌🙌🙌

✊🥀

We got Brexit! (...finally... 🙄)

The HoC is painted Blue for Brexit & it's oven ready 😍

Dominic Raab is looking sexier than ever & will be returning for my our viewing pleasure which is the BEST RESULT OF ALL! 🥰🥰

To the tune of Slade's 'Merry Xmas Everybody':

🎵 🎶 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

IT'S CHRIIIIIISTMAAAAAAS!!!!!!!

So we booted John & Jez & head-girl Jo-o-o
And we gave our vote to Bo-oris & co-o-o

We can GET THAT BREXIT DONE now...
We can start to hope again!
Now the Marxists have been consigned to the biiiiin

So here it IIIIS - MERRY BREXIT!
Everybody’s having fun!
Loook to the future now, it’s only just be-gu-u-un

Now we’re laughing at the Corbyn Cult implo-o-ode
And we’re snorting as momentum start to fo-o-old...

Coz we’re on the Boris love train!
And it’s going full steam ahead!
How we CHEERED when all those seats flipped BLUE from re-e-ed

So here it IIIIS - MERRY BREXIT!
Everybody’s having fun!
Loook to the future now, it’s only just be-gu-u-un

🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

Much festive cheer to all in the Arms!
🍾 🥂 🍻🍷

As ever, all are welcome - only one rule:

DON'T BE A TWAT!!

Note: I am a shit host, and not a patch on previous Landladies - I don't cook, I don't clean & I don't prepare drinks. I am a selfish bellend. If you want feeding, there's a microwave in back & a shop down the road. If you want drinks just help yourself 😘 - it's a free bar 🎉🥳🎈

Ok Boomer.

Do you not have a spellchecker or something FFS.

Go on! Drop in a loose (that's my personal fav). We need to see the hat trick.

Just for you

Sitting at the Jukebox cooking the dinner.

Always wanted to reverse ferret that phrase...

Where’s Ben elton anyway?

Not to worry! Found him...

But happy to be given the many many example of boris’s truthfulness

S'ok, don't trouble yourself poppet 😊

Feel free to get a drink & 'not be a twat' though - we're welcoming to all-comers who abide by the one rule

🍷 & welcome if you choose to stay & engage in good faith ✊

🙄 & 😴 if not 🤷🏻‍♀️

You won guys

We did! 🙌

Celebrate the victory

We are! 🎉🥳🍾

you sure don’t like other challenge

I dance for no one on demand - I'm not some $2 lap dancer & neither is anyone else, so I'd appreciate it if you stopped behaving like a drunken old fool on a stag night 🙄

Maybe you need to avoid public forums and stick to what’s app groups

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I know who you are now!!!

You little tinker!

Thought you'd been banned?!

It’s lying. Sheesh. Only a bumptious fuckwit would continue to spell a word wrong after the proper spelling has been pointed out.

Yes, he’s a mendacious twit who got his dream of becoming PM. His cabinet are largely a horror show of incompetence and self interest.
They. Are. Still. Preferable. To. Labour.
Labour supporters need to have a good old think why this is, or we are in for a long, long Tory rule.

He lied guys
None of what you hope for will happen
He is in number 10 laughing at all of you for falling for the con...
And brexit will trash the economy and make you all poorer but Boris is rich so won’t care
Ladies of the brexit arms start lineing up your scapegoats now .. you will never admit to Boris lieing to you (see this threads) so enjoy 5 years blaming remainers, EU, the elite or whoever - when it doesn’t work out!

Does anyone have google translate? I’m not sure I have Babelfish anymore... 🤔

Oh bless you, thinking you can have any impact whatsoever.
Know what does have an impact? Using your right to vote. As amply demonstrated on Thursday last.

Awaits next namechange in 54321....

*Lying

She’ll loose it soon enough....

“Ladies of the brexit arms start lineing up your scapegoats”

That’s ok, after many fine visits, from others as insightful as yourself, I already bought that t-shirt.

I don't usually report, but....

Just report 🤷🏻‍♀️

I have

Nae time for twats

Def though 🕺

There's always one in a bar, sitting in the corner nursing their wrath... We're all doomed...

Everyone falls silent, slight rustle of crisp packet, nervous.

Then we whack the music up again and carry on partying....

Your right dusty, I’ll pop that T shirt back in my Chester Draws and promptly move on.

I’m back! But I see it’s just more of the same, and no pro-Brexit celebrations of the glory to come that I was hoping for. So I’m just going to start my own thread. Hopefully some of you will migrate (if you’ll pardon the pun) over there and share your expertise

Hooray for our glorious leader! Hooray for the 350 million per week to the NHS with no deals with Trump! Hooray for the trade deals with no reduction in standards! Hooray for the many, many more positives to Brexit that will hopefully be discussed in my new thread that were lacking here! Hooray for winning regardless of the consequence! Hooray for showing everyone that we don’t care about the outcome of Brexit because winning is the most important thing! Hooray for this Britain! Democracy (depending on your definition of democracy)! Hooray!

Ooooh, quick fire name change! Fine work.

But anyone remember the lie about Weapons Of Mass Destruction? And 45 minutes? The death and destruction unleashed because of that? Now.....which party was responsible for that...hmmmm.....let me think?
Tories do not have the monopoly on being liars whose untruths have consequences, so forgive me if I’m a bit more sanguine about Johnson’s for now.

“So I’m just going to start my own thread.”

Oooh, how marvelous, do link here so we can have fun counting your biscuits.

That’s nice, Pumper. Have a lovely thread

Here it is! Come on over

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/eu_referendum_2016_/3769459-What-are-you-most-looking-forward-to-POST-Brexit?msgid=92352840#92352840

3 cheers for pumper. 🏅

• Lining

• Lying

• Apologise

• Prime Minister

• Boris (capital letter at start of name)

• Queen (again, a capital as you're referring to a particular queen, not just a queen in general terms)

• Brexit Arms (again, it's a name thing)

• Loathing

• Prince Andrew

• WhatsApp

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Although I notice you chickened out and posted in the echo chamber zone... I might have been more excited if you had posted in AIBU, apparently they LOVE these sorts of threads!