The Brexit Arms: Here it is! MERRY BREXIT!!!

[DustyDiamond]

We did it!!!

We saw off Jezbollah, Mao-ZeMcDonnell & Head-Girl Jo 🙌🙌🙌

✊🥀

We got Brexit! (...finally... 🙄)

The HoC is painted Blue for Brexit & it's oven ready 😍

Dominic Raab is looking sexier than ever & will be returning for my our viewing pleasure which is the BEST RESULT OF ALL! 🥰🥰

To the tune of Slade's 'Merry Xmas Everybody':

🎵 🎶 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

IT'S CHRIIIIIISTMAAAAAAS!!!!!!!

So we booted John & Jez & head-girl Jo-o-o
And we gave our vote to Bo-oris & co-o-o

We can GET THAT BREXIT DONE now...
We can start to hope again!
Now the Marxists have been consigned to the biiiiin

So here it IIIIS - MERRY BREXIT!
Everybody’s having fun!
Loook to the future now, it’s only just be-gu-u-un

Now we’re laughing at the Corbyn Cult implo-o-ode
And we’re snorting as momentum start to fo-o-old...

Coz we’re on the Boris love train!
And it’s going full steam ahead!
How we CHEERED when all those seats flipped BLUE from re-e-ed

So here it IIIIS - MERRY BREXIT!
Everybody’s having fun!
Loook to the future now, it’s only just be-gu-u-un

🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

Much festive cheer to all in the Arms!
🍾 🥂 🍻🍷

As ever, all are welcome - only one rule:

DON'T BE A TWAT!!

Note: I am a shit host, and not a patch on previous Landladies - I don't cook, I don't clean & I don't prepare drinks. I am a selfish bellend. If you want feeding, there's a microwave in back & a shop down the road. If you want drinks just help yourself 😘 - it's a free bar 🎉🥳🎈

Usually followed by avoidance tactics from the Remainers and rude comments.

Rude comments and plenty of sneering and very unpleasant ‘ganging up’ whereby a group of remainers lay into a leave supporter, discussing between themselves how thick, racist, ill-educated Is the leave poster.

Oops spelling fail. Good call
And the lieing to the queen thing? I would have thought that would be important to you patriotic loyal brexit arms types (as opposed to being a “bitch plop”

They. All. Lie.

Not sure why that has escaped your notice?

Anyway, you lost. Deal with it.

Weren’t you in here earlier harping on about £350 million a week or something? Did you get bored with repeating that and decide to try a new wankfest of yawnery?

‘Ooooh! Look at meeeeeee! I’m just gonna ask the same pointless question again and again and again, that’ll rile em!’

Yawn.

Aah I love the “everyone lies” view of politicians so fine that Boris does.
What is weird is not one of you have said that Boris is truthful and given me detail of why he didn’t lie to the queen
You won guys - you won with a complete liar leading. Celebrate the victory and celebrate that your new leader is a liar (including lying to the queen !

Oh bore off, you are about 4 days too late.

Don’t care he lied to the Queen, no. Do care the Queen lies to us about her horrid son though and continues to indulge and support him. Do you have an opinion on that at all or are you a Single Issue pita?

Fuck off for fuck's sake

For a set of victorious happy people you sure don’t like other challenge of any
Detail
Come on guys - he lied to the queen. Celebrate this with joy and put it round the portrait of the queen you have over the fireplace!

Maybe chocolatefireguard is a Lady In Waiting? She seems very effervescent about anyone lying to the Queen. Like it’s personal?

Can I get you a Hot Chocolate (with a shot of Brandy)? I dare say we could tease apart and scrutinize anyone's life and find a fair few things to criticize; myself and yerself include need. I understand you're an 'angry person' - possibly Election-related or possibly not.

It's always a tricky clientele on a Sunday between 4-7 in pubs.

.....sorry. Lost it

Awww, Greenish can’t we keep her? I’ll clean out her cage and feed her and everything?

Well if that's what everyone wants Saucery :) Democracy and all that

Can we make her wear a muzzle though please? My brain can't take any more of this

I share your loatheing of the appalling prince Andrew thing
But we have a winner that you don’t care your new PM lied to the queen
And the rest of you do seem to a bit touchy/ unhappy about me reminding you Boris is a liar
Is it possible that your (completely agree stunning and full )victory is a bit tarnished by being led by a liar

Saucery!

😂😂😂😂😂😂

You can’t take any more of me asking if the new PM is a liar?
Maybe you need to avoid public forums and stick to what’s app groups
Come on someone - stand up and say you elected an honest and truthful
PM !!!

“But we have a winner that you don’t care your new PM lied to the queen”

Is that you liz? Maam, I thank you most graciously, for divulging your most private of conversations with us lowly mumsnetters.

Cheers, Greenish I promise to throw a blanket over her cage of an evening so her chirruping doesn’t disturb the National Anthem.

“Cheers, Greenish I promise to throw a blanket over her cage of an evening so her chirruping doesn’t disturb the National Anthem.”

😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’m not sure she does need any more chocolate though. She’s a bit fucking hyper already.

Howabout Now that I’ve looked closely at Humza for the first time, I see that his eyebrows are also noteworthy, though not quite Dukakian:
www.pbs.org/the-contenders/people/michael-dukakis/
see also www.npr.org/sections/waitwait/2009/10/the_day_the_president_borrowed.html

I don’t often end up voting for the candidate who wins – just twice in my lifetime, the last one being Obama in ’08 – so it’s almost a novel feeling. Boris, for the mix tape I’m sending you. Though if you really did do a Love Actually / Hugh Grant once you got back home to No. 10, I would have more fun imagining you singing (both are YouTube links), if only to drive your most vociferous critics into new levels of frenzy.

Nah, chuck her a bit more for shits and giggles, could be fun!

You know you elected a liar
You just don’t want to admit to it because everything else you are discussing here falls apart if you admit the PM you elected can’t be trusted on anything ...
Enjoy the fantasy guys - Boris is a truthful honest politician who will keep his promises (and bury deep in your hearts that given he lied to the queen he is without doubt lieing to all of you)