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The Brexit Arms. Is this Ben Elton? Is it free mulled wine and mince pies for everyone or a Corb-free Christmas 🎄?

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SingingLily · 08/12/2019 17:23

Welcome to the Brexit Arms!

The temporary Landlady is back but worry not, all is festive good cheer with just another three days to go until we reach the Only Poll That Really Matters. Till then, the gloves are still on!

A quick recap of the events of the last week or so:

📋❓💙❤️💛⁉️💙‼️🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️😀☹️😀☹️😧😱🙄😬🤥🤔🤕🗳

Anyone of any political persuasion who is prepared to join in, eschew goadery, and enjoy a laugh, welcome. First drinks are on the house.

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EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 12/12/2019 13:13

It’s a particular hot spot for electoral fraud, so it should be very interesting indeed.

GreenishMe · 12/12/2019 13:17

Aww....I actually feel a bit sorry for DA - even though I shouldn't.

Busy woman's syndrome - I know all about that myself.

ajandjjmum · 12/12/2019 13:18

You should bring your DD in for a quick one Epic - she's earned it, and I'm sure she'd love to meet us all! Grin

GreenishMe · 12/12/2019 13:39

I have to go out again unfortunately and as it's getting a bit close to the end of this thread I've had to set up tonight's thread a little early in case I'm not back in time.

Could someone stick the link on page 40 too please - it might get missed all the way back here?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/eu_referendum_2016_/3767035-Brexit-Arms-Election-Night-Lock-In

Thank you....I'll be back in time for my shift :)

DustyDiamond · 12/12/2019 14:09

Love the new thread Greenish 😍

Have already spammed it but will stick with this one now til it fills up or the big reveal at 10 😱😱😱

ajandjjmum · 12/12/2019 14:25

God, I'm nervous!

Twattage13 · 12/12/2019 14:30

I've just noticed the Conservatives have paid for the top banner and the side banners on the DM homepage today. That must have cost them quite a lot!

Thistimetomorrow · 12/12/2019 14:47

Delurking from the snug to say hello to The landladies past, present and future and all The Arms patrons.
Glad to see that the snow which was forecast never materialised, dashing the hopes of those on the threads that shall not be named to keep the older generation voters at home. I’ve been bright and early to cast my vote. The polling station was quiet but I did pass a few over 60s voters on their way in.
Will be joining you a bit later to watch the results come in, be they good or ill, but I’ll not be pulling an all-nighter as I need my beauty sleep 😬

Limer · 12/12/2019 14:58

Just had two nice young Labour supporters at the door, asking whether I'd voted. Told them yes, and told them why I'd not voted Labour Grin I have to admire their dedication in this foul weather, maybe the result here will be tighter than I'd thought.

Nice one Greenish I'll be at your lock-in later! Wine

EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 12/12/2019 15:01

“Thistimetomorrow”

Hi! Welcome aboard! It’s going to be a long night!

😬🙏🕯🗳🤞🏻

In other news, DD and I have voted. A Steady stream of people in my small village hall, despite the awful weather! 🙌

EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 12/12/2019 15:07

“ajandjjmum”

Ha! I wish, she laughs at me constantly for spending too much time on here already! She did say thank you very much for the invite though, so that’s something! GrinWinkWine

Saucery · 12/12/2019 15:54

Local polling station (not mine, we’re on a weird border) was fair buzzing earlier. Cars queuing to park, a lot of people on foot too. Pissing it down, too, so glad to see weather not putting people off.

SingingLily · 12/12/2019 15:57

Afternoon, all! Just back from the front line. The weather is foul and I'm only just beginning to thaw out.

I enjoyed my unexpected stint as a teller but have to be very careful about what I can say. I will therefore relate only my personal experience and let you draw your own conclusions.

The LibDem teller, a very pleasant woman, and I were the only ones present outside the polling station. We agreed to be non-partisan, amicable and share duties. Actually, we had a good old natter and will meet up for a coffee in a couple of weeks as we got on so well.

We definitely shared a similar sense of humour. Most people were happy to show us their polling cards (I asked nicely but made it clear that they didn't have to do so). Some were not, and I said that was fine, no worries. A few voters not only refused but grunted grumpily at us so I waited until they were out of earshot and whispered to LibDem Woman, "Labour. You can always tell. They've got nothing to be cheerful about" and she howled with laughter.

Just two voters, both men, thought it necessary to advertise their political allegiance. No one else did. Both wore red rosettes. One called me a Tory bitch. The other seemed to regard me as a mother figure which was really quite confusing because he was older than me.

Well, it sounded like "mother figure" anyway but I could have misheard.

Those were the only unpleasant incidents.

On the other hand, I was the only one to be offered handshakes or a smile and a thumbs-up - and there were plenty of those. It is, of course, no indication of how people were voting, of course, and should not be read as such.

A voter also asked me to take a photo of her and her dog in front of the Polling Station sign (I cheerfully obliged). I was asked to mind a number of dogs while their owners went in to vote (dutifully tickled said dogs between ears). One nervous young man said it was the first time he'd ever voted and didn't know the routine so I explained cheerfully and in a completely neutral way, and pointed him towards the polling booths inside. I also shook his hand and congratulated him on doing his civic duty. He looked quite pleased. Doubt he voted Tory, but he might do one day and remember that first time.

Business was brisk, despite the rain lashing down.

Finished up being met by the Conservative constituency chairman and my nice local county councillor, a man who is definitely GC, and I'm meeting up with both separately to see how else I can get involved. The chairman invited me to a constituency dinner with Geoffrey Cox, he of the booming voice and Shakespearean oratory, in the New Year. Might be worth turning out for.

I'm on pins now.

Hope you have all managed to keep the nerves at bay!

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Saucery · 12/12/2019 16:05

That sounds really interesting, Lily. Apart from the needless abuse, which is awful. Bet they wouldn’t have said it to a man, but that sort are cowards.

EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 12/12/2019 16:30

Jesus Lily. Imagine those absolute arseholes, I know what mother figure might mean. So let’s hope that’s not what he said, although based on the other comment it’s not a wild leap.

Thank goodness you had a majority of positive responses overall though. Smile

DustyDiamond · 12/12/2019 16:33

Delurking from the snug to say hello to The landladies past, present and future and all The Arms patrons.

Helloooo! 🍷

And hello to any other lurkers... 👋

Come join us in the Arms ✊🥀🙏🕯

DustyDiamond · 12/12/2019 16:42

Well, it sounded like "mother figure" anyway but I could have misheard.

😮😂

Well done for doing your duty Lily ✊

Glad you got on with your oppo as well - we've so much more in common etc..

I was CHALLENGED! at my polling station 😮

Very nicely though, no dramz - the old man at the door said he thought he'd seen me in voting earlier in the day, assured him I hadn't & he was very nice about it

I was the only one in there but it was about 3 so folk probably at work still

Pissing down with rain all day here as well 😟

Applepieco · 12/12/2019 17:15

Done my duty. 3 votes here, mine and two eldest who are away at Uni, who registered me as their proxy. They asked me to vote for whoever would be best for them going forward. So I did. Smile

DustyDiamond · 12/12/2019 17:26

Am putting the 🎄 up in a bid to distract myself for a few hours... see yous on the Election thread later 🍷 🤞

Limer · 12/12/2019 17:32

Lily - Well, it sounded like "mother figure" anyway but I could have misheard. Brilliant Grin But shocking that you were abused like that Sad

DustyD Quite encouraging that there are people attempting to stop a bit of electoral fraud!

I've killed a bit of time by wrapping up some presents, I even managed to have a short nap. Have scoffed a load of pretzels in an effort to stop myself biting my nails. Can't stand the waiting now.

Walkingdeadfangirl · 12/12/2019 17:42

I cant settle down in the pub until after seven, still at work. But been down and voted at an unusually busy polling booth. Which side does that favour?

I was also ambushed by Labour handing out leaflets at the entrance, I thought that was illegal? Wish I had mentioned it to them at the time but it was raining...

larry55 · 12/12/2019 17:58

I have just voted and the woman in charge said it had been much busier than usual. I would have gone earlier but had to look after my sick dgs (2.5) all day. He has now gone off to A & E with dd on the advice of 111 as he suffers from a viral wheeze. I did ask sil if they were going to take a picture of him on the floor at which he laughed. Hopefully they will send him home this evening but I have that to worry about as well as the election.

SingingLily · 12/12/2019 18:32

I was also ambushed by Labour handing out leaflets at the entrance, I thought that was illegal?

Yes, Walking, unlawful. Even the two prats kinder gentler types sporting the red rosettes were not supposed to wear them within the boundaries of the polling station. If you'd challenged them, though, you might have got a mouthful too so perhaps just as well.

Larry55, fingers crossed for your DGS. Hope he's safely at home and well now.

Drinks all round for everyone else in here at the moment.

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Oh, and couldn't be bothered cooking tonight so it's 🍕 for dinner. Plenty to go round if you'd like a slice...

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Dapplegrey · 12/12/2019 18:39

One called me a Tory bitch

Kinder, gentler politics........
I’ve been in Newbury today where the former Tory MP Richard Benyon has stood down. I think I’m right in saying he was popular and his majority increased when it turned out that he hadn’t taken a single penny in expenses.
It’s a remain constituency and the Libdems supporters were out in force so I don’t know what will happen there.

XingMing · 12/12/2019 20:01

DH has had his company Xmas lunch today, so is feeling no pain. I have to be up and out by 7.30 tomorrow to meet a delivery driver at 8.30, so am not really playing or staying up late. But I really want to know every beat of the results in real time.

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