Westminstenders: Happy Brexit Day!

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Happy Brexit day!

Oh wait. No its not.

May looks like she is going to bring the MVIII (Meaningful Vote 3) tomorrow minus the PD (political declaration).

The legalities of this are questionable should the vote pass. The MV needs to have an accompanying PD, by law under the terms of the Withdrawal Act.

That's kind of irrelevant given the likelihood of the deal passing anyway. The DUP have apparently negotiated a 'Stormont Lock' to get more assurances, only for them promptly to say there's no chance of them voting for the deal anyway.

The vote is all about Labour v Conservatives and where we can lay the blame for no deal in two weeks time.

Meanwhile we are already into a prolonged Tory Leader Election with all its glorious gentlemanly behaviour.

Anyway its time for extra time and national riots for delaying Brexit.

Still no sign of her resigning.

Oh, result came in while I was typing. So more "ayes" than Ken Clarke's custom union on Wednesday...

RTB....you were quicker than Parliament Live!

Hehe. I've been enjoying racing the BBC! I've had plenty of practice!

What a shame.

YES

So much for overwhelming support Treeza

Cox has a pouty lip like a child who's had a toy taken away for misbehaving.

BBC seems to be at least 3 minutes behind ... when it's bad Brexit news ....

Ian Blackford always makes good points

And what a jaunty tie he's wearing!

Hurrah! My telepathy skills worked

Where are we now then?
We have to vote for MEP's? She said that the European elections would have to take place!
We are stalemate.
She might bring back mark 4 ?
J C waffling on about a GE? What is he on?

Corbyn still wants the magical GE that he assumes he is going to win rather than a PV

Fuck me. I need a lie down now.

Each event in this is just out of one brexit frying pan into another, painfully aware that the fire is still there.

She's paying the price for all those lies. Her word is now worthless.

She's going to try to bring it back again isn't she. She's a flipping moron.

And Hammond actually looked like he was going to melt into his seat. Those jowls are going to be on the floor soon.

So with the EU elections now on the cards, everyone really needs to get out and vote in them. If nothing else, to stop the parasite Farage profiting further.

Ha so Boris and Rees Mogg took a gamble voting for the deal and made them look like twats for nothing!

Ian is very passionate and talks sense. I don't know much about him but he has my respect for how he addresses the house and his manner.

Thank god for the snp Guy talking about revoke

Ian Blackford is quite a natty dresser

Yes, @FedUp, and I love it!

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck Thank you.! Thank You! Thank You! praise Jesus and all other deities. Thank you

pretzels wins Mumsnet today.

So TM has failed to get any sort of way to leave the EU and all that is left for us to Revoke. How very clever TM has been. I had wondered from time totie whetr thiswas what was actually happening

Relieved HazardGhost?

I feel like we've had a reprieve, and will have a long extension now.

As a EU citizen who has been a student or SAHM for part of the last 5 years I always have this tiny (irrational) fear at the back of mind that I won't get settled status and will get chucked out.