Westminstenders: Happy Brexit Day!

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Happy Brexit day!

Oh wait. No its not.

May looks like she is going to bring the MVIII (Meaningful Vote 3) tomorrow minus the PD (political declaration).

The legalities of this are questionable should the vote pass. The MV needs to have an accompanying PD, by law under the terms of the Withdrawal Act.

That's kind of irrelevant given the likelihood of the deal passing anyway. The DUP have apparently negotiated a 'Stormont Lock' to get more assurances, only for them promptly to say there's no chance of them voting for the deal anyway.

The vote is all about Labour v Conservatives and where we can lay the blame for no deal in two weeks time.

Meanwhile we are already into a prolonged Tory Leader Election with all its glorious gentlemanly behaviour.

Anyway its time for extra time and national riots for delaying Brexit.

I almost can't watch. This is worse than a horror movie!

We want to noes to have it right?
Just checking as I get confused

Paul Waugh @paulwaugh
Govt set to lose this by 46, one MP suggests.

That would be closer than expected.

Jessica Elgot
@jessicaelgot
Labour MP texts from the no lobby - plenty of ERG and DUP and many potential Labour rebels. “Think we’ll be ok...”

That's an interesting Macron development. Did he listen to DT?

Trying to eat my lunch. Finding it weirdly hard to swallow.

Fiddle who do you mean by 'they'??

Paul Waugh tweeted gov set to lose by 45.

If anyone has told me I would ever find Alastair Campbell soothing...

And DW has just come in from the patio saying she saw two blue tits headed into the box we've had up for the past 8 years (occupied every year).

ffs, what withthis and trying to ring up for an appointment with the neurodevelop ment team for dd and finding ex is leaving me in the shit and not turning up for an important appointment next week, I trhink I am going to be sick.

I assume Jessica means Tory rebels?

Desperate for a wee here

Also feeling sick

Government set to lose by 46 apparently

Dan Bloom @danbloom1
Labour source confident there are not many switchers to May's side - despite her promise to give MPs a bigger say on the next stage. "Not good for the government"

But also seeing more ERG than expected have come over.

Point is though that without the DUP, May needs more Labour.

It hasn't defo not passed

Shoved DP out the way and grabbed the remote... have sky news on.

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A minister texts to predict that May has lost by around 50

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Argh can't watch

so what does that mean?

woah

Noes have it

Labour MP texts from the no lobby - plenty of ERG and DUP

aren't there only 10 DUP to start with ?

Re watched James Acaster last night ... What's your favourite number ? Mines "umpteen". Because it sounds like a lot, but it's still in the teens ...

Here we go!