Westminstenders: Happy Brexit Day!

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Happy Brexit day!

Oh wait. No its not.

May looks like she is going to bring the MVIII (Meaningful Vote 3) tomorrow minus the PD (political declaration).

The legalities of this are questionable should the vote pass. The MV needs to have an accompanying PD, by law under the terms of the Withdrawal Act.

That's kind of irrelevant given the likelihood of the deal passing anyway. The DUP have apparently negotiated a 'Stormont Lock' to get more assurances, only for them promptly to say there's no chance of them voting for the deal anyway.

The vote is all about Labour v Conservatives and where we can lay the blame for no deal in two weeks time.

Meanwhile we are already into a prolonged Tory Leader Election with all its glorious gentlemanly behaviour.

Anyway its time for extra time and national riots for delaying Brexit.

Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov
Some Labour MPs are voting both ways I'm told (one way of abstaining)

Abstaining works for May. Its voting for the deal without having the balls to admit it.

Wouldn't put it past some of the ERG types who said they wouldn't vote for it changing their minds at the division

I'll take a defeat of 64. I'm happy with that

I'm going to look at some flowers for a moment.

I'm not one for spitting but I feel the urge to spit these days whenever I hear or see mention of Mogg and Johnson. I hope their Machiavellian manoeuvering comes back to bite them on their respectively skinny and lardy arses.

I shaking. That's not good.

How do you watch Twitter?

I'm! So shaky I can't type.

Said they wouldn't debating today I meant

Oh god oh god oh god

I'm listening to Scott Walker singing Montague Terrace

How long will this take?

I absolutely hate May and I'm glad I didn't watch her speech - the updates were bad enough.

William James @WJames_Reuters
Conservative eurosceptics, including Boris Johnson, are getting barracked from the opposition benches as they head into the 'Aye' voting lobby to back the PM's Withdrawal Agreement.

LOCK THE DOORS!

Soothing noises not working...

Jim Pickard @PickardJE
fascinating piece of history watching Boris Johnson and Rees-Mogg heading into the aye lobby while Nigel Dodds heads in the other direction....

Oh shit

I'm going to look at some flowers for a moment.

I've just weedkillered around the bungalow after the first cut of the grass yesterday. It's probably a metaphor for something.

Nice of them to do this before the school run.

terrified

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Labour sources in the division lobbies saying they think they have won comfortably

Note to self: stockpile paper bags for hyperventilation.

Faisal Islam
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Eurosceptic rebels smiling on way back from voting lobbies...

The Independent @Independent
Macron says if Brexit deal is not agreed by 12 April 'we will decide time frame for no deal'

Significant. Suggests the 12th is not 'THE' cliff.