Westminstenders: Indicative Crossiants

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Tomorrow the Indicative debate starts at 3pm

The Speaker will choose options to go to vote.

Vote at 7pm for yes or no for each option.

7.30pm The SI debate on extension followed by vote.

Announcement of the indicative vote sometime between 8.15pm and 9.30pm

Meanwhile the DUP have indicated they would prefer a long delay (and presumably EU elections by default) rather than May's deal, in a strange twist of Brexit.

Do the DUP intend to abstain or vote against the deal? I was under the impression they had to go against it to really put the boot in rather than abstaining.

What an idiot. He wouldn’t even get in my kitchen cabinet.

Steve Bullock @ guitarmoog
Marc François: "We are debating tonight whether to extend Article 50."

No you aren't. Art50 has been extended.

You know when you were a kid and your English teacher used to bore you to death saying, "make sure you read the question properly and just assume you've read it right"

Well that's Mark Francois. The kid who couldn't read the English comprehension test.

Guardian live feed: The DUP will definitely be voting against May’s deal, not abstaining, a source confirms.

The DUP are just as stubborn as TM to be fair. They never, ever bend or change tack.

I know this is really inane, sexist vacuous etc but that thing with men wearing a ring on their middle finger like Mark Francois?

I always find it a bit double glazing salesman ish. Sorry for any male Westminsterenders who do this.

Hmm, the BBC are very keen to tell us all about people coming over to the deal. I wonder why?

Ah, Mark Francois is another of those who doesn't consider Remain voters 'people'.

Mark Francois is a big thick wanker.

Political analysis ^^

Apologies to double glazing salesmen too, sorry , sorry.

Francois's finishing flourish in his best Ray Winsone voice, threatening angry brexit wizards.

"Don't say you weren't warned."

Met with Frankie Howerd "oohs" from the other side,

It's been almost all wall to wall asshats hasn't it?

I concur.

I'm bored now. I just want the vote results so I can get on with my evening and drink my hot cocoa in peace.

This may be the only time I will ever applaud anything the DUP do.

Who's this current bellend speaking? He's waffling on about how tonight shows we don't have sovereignty. Oh the irony.

Shadow minister resigning ?

And he sweats.

Richard Bacon up. Shot to opposition benches and picture of MPs visually expressing their desire to lose the will to live.

Division called.

'consumed by a ferocious rage'

Welcome to the Remain world Steve.

And I never say this because I believe national healing is needed, but to him, reading that, i do feel like saying - 'you won, get over it'

Get on with it pointless waffle

Mark Francois needs to get back to whichever episode of the Fast Show he escaped from.

World War 2 klaxon!

There should be a new version of Godwin's law about this.

The DUP will definitely be voting against May’s deal, not abstaining, a source confirms.

... that weird moment when you find yourself appreciating the DUP

stopped clocks and all that.
speaking of which - I am also in the minority that prefers GMT.

Ah Westminstenders, you all gave me several giggles. The Orange and the Lemon and £25 bargains and Mark WWII Francois not reading the question...

Fingers crossed for the indicative votes.

Just a reminder that David David said “we know from past experience that the EU always leaves agreement to the final moment possible at the 11th hour.”

Pretzels - why do you prefer GMT out of interest?