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Brexit

Westminstenders: Chaos

991 replies

RedToothBrush · 25/03/2019 15:37

If anyone says they know what will happen this week....

... They don't.

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DGRossetti · 25/03/2019 15:48

DB (resident of Tennessee) suggested that 6.77million (population of TN) is a good next target ?

67chevvyimpala · 25/03/2019 15:48

Thanks red

I've just put some flapjacks in the oven.

I can feel sausage rolls coming on...

😟😩

ShortPlumpLadyWithBadHair · 25/03/2019 15:49

Does anyone know what is going on, in simple words please? Grin

BollocksToBrexit · 25/03/2019 15:49

My garden is a tip.

Horehound · 25/03/2019 15:49

Oh so MV 3 is ditched

PestyMachtubernahme · 25/03/2019 15:50

So the options are

TM's WA
The PM's WA
or
The WA agreed with the EU

Good to see progress is being made.

Andonandonan · 25/03/2019 15:50

Well she’s basically saying no deal then isn’t she.

Fuck.

Lisette1940 · 25/03/2019 15:51

My garden is a tip too - too much BBC Parliament TV I think

Apileofballyhoo · 25/03/2019 15:51

No deal.

1tisILeClerc · 25/03/2019 15:52

Chevvy
{I can feel sausage rolls coming on...}
Sounds nasty!
No lemon drizzle, you are slipping.

MyNameIsArthur · 25/03/2019 15:53

Wow I normally don't get to these threads until page 13! PMK thank you Red

Andonandonan · 25/03/2019 15:53

I am so sick of the word Brexit

Sostenueto · 25/03/2019 15:54

Groundhog day. I don't ever need to listen to a TM speech or a JC reply ever again. I'll just replay the same one over and over again...........

BollocksToBrexit · 25/03/2019 15:55

So we can't have no deal, because parliament has voted against it.

We can't have a peoples' vote, because parliament has voted against it.

We can't have a customs union, because parliament has voted against it.

We can't have revoke, because parliament has voted against it.

Therefore the only choice left is ... Theresa's May deal. Huh?

PestyMachtubernahme · 25/03/2019 15:55

'No-one would want to support an option which contradicted the manifesto on which they stood'

No deal then, she won't counternace anything other than that or her deal. Unless she manages to blackmail the HoC into supporting her.

But where does her deal lead to with the ERGers pulling the strings - NO Deal

BollocksToBrexit · 25/03/2019 15:58

So she's just pretty much guaranteed Scottish independence as soon as they can get a new referendum on it. Stupid, stupid woman. And bloody dangerous too.

BiglyBadgers · 25/03/2019 15:59

I turn my back for a couple of hours and it seems like May has decided to tell parliament to just fuck off because she doesn't give a shit what they think anyway.

This is not reassuring me that my feelings about her dictator tendencies were an overreaction.

MyNameIsArthur · 25/03/2019 16:00

And Wales may seek independence too

tobee · 25/03/2019 16:00

My garden is also a mess. And has rats. (Not because of the mess. Live near tube line. And that's before no deal.

PestyMachtubernahme · 25/03/2019 16:00

Could Wessex try for independence?

Motheroffourdragons · 25/03/2019 16:01

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DGRossetti · 25/03/2019 16:01

So we can't have no deal, because parliament has voted against it.
We can't have a peoples' vote, because parliament has voted against it.
We can't have a customs union, because parliament has voted against it.
We can't have revoke, because parliament has voted against it.

Maybe a good time to remember that since it's sovereign, parliament can vote again - as many times as it wants. I would probably solve the upcoming water crisis with the amount I would piss myself by if Brexit were to be revoked as a direct result of the sovereignty of parliament - the one thing Brexiteers banged on about more than anything else. It would be the fairytale end - the equivalent of the Queen dancing in red hot shoes ....

Andonandonan · 25/03/2019 16:01

@tobee you’ll be glad of the rats when there’s no food left in the shops because the supply chain is shot.

BiglyBadgers · 25/03/2019 16:03

'No-one would want to support an option which contradicted the manifesto on which they stood'

This is just such crap. Parties break manifesto pledges all the time. She has broken manifesto pledges. This is the lamest excuse for no deal I have ever heard: "I'm terribly sorry we had to screw up the economy and leave people to die without medication or treatment but years ago we said we'd do something stupid so now you're all going to have to suffer for it."

Bastards.

OublietteBravo · 25/03/2019 16:03

PMK 😱