Westminstenders: Chaos

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If anyone says they know what will happen this week....

... They don't.

I think we may assume that Grayling is not the subject of erotic dreams for any Westministenders

I was more amused by Grayling being born on April Fools tbh!

Bercow is enough mind bleach for me anyway. Then someone mentioned Farage fgs!

I can honestly say that no MP does anything for me in that department. I'd rather eat my own arm.

^Keir Starmer born Sept 1962
John Bercow born Jan 1963
Brad Pitt born Dec 1963^

There's a Pitt the Elder joke in there somewhere...

I always think of Farridge as being ten years older than me. He’s ten years younger...

So watching the debate. How come the conservative benches are only half full?!

Laura Kuenssberg:

“2. The 'Grand Wizards' (the new name for the Chequer's daytrippers apparently) also had another meeting this morning, were they discussed again whether they could get on board to back PM's deal and there was no firm conclusion“

Grand wizards

Date in SI is now 22 May OR 12 April "as the case may be"

Faisal Islamm@faisalislam*

Here is the exit date Statutory Instrument - it has two dates and times.

Masonic reference I guess.

Which is very illuminati.

And not very 'men of the people'.

Eugh. With all the sex talk and mention of Grand Wizards I now can't get rid of an image of any of them propositioning a conquest with "Izzy Whizzy Let's Get Busy"

I had Grand Wizards more KKK atm

I love watching the MP's faces sitting behind Starmer - "We've got the clever one".

Not a high hurdle.

The Conservative manifesto 2017 says about a smooth and orderly departure from the EU. Am not sure they are fulfilling their promise there amongst other things

The "other" petition...

Leave the EU without a deal in March 2019.
We are wasting Billions of pounds of taxpayers money trying to negotiate in a short space of time. Leaving the EU in March 2019 will allow the UK good time to negotiate more efficiently. The EU will be more eager to accept a deal on our terms having lost a major partner.

A whole 554,473 signatures in the five months it has been running

It did get a fillip thanks to the success of the Revoke petition - it's gone up something like 170,000 in the last week while over the same time period, the Revoke petition has put on 5.5 million!

Grand Lizards
Grand Gizzards
Grand Blizzards

I had Grand Wizards more KKK atm

Some would argue that Illuminati were of a similar white male persuasion.

Here is a numbers geek fest for us all ...
each of the columns can be sorted either way
www.livefrombrexit.com/petitions/241584?fbclid=IwAR0zneTzPtqw_EIHst-a4lorFp_J_xXE_xU9HU5t6ZXM_aAbWHcix1X5Uo0

Matthew Holehousee@mattholehouse*

DUP as an obstacle both to a negotiated exit, and a No Deal.
Extraordinary.

< they are the Party of NO. Being an obstacle is what they do. A one-trick pony >

Robert Peston@Peston

@theresamay says no-deal Brexit cannot happen unless and until there is a resumption of some form of rule from Westminster of Northern Ireland,
because without that NI cannot make no-deal preparations.

And she says it was impossible for her to take those powers by 29 March...

Strikingly @NigelDoddsDUP very unhappy with her for not preparing NI for no deal in a timely way

• which does not sound like the DUP's Westminster leader preparing to support the PM's deal

Fabulous speech by Nick Soames

Watching the debate in the Hoc. Am amazed that anything ever gets done in this country

The problem with sex dreams is that sometimes the weirdest candidates make an appearance! grin

No word tell me about it. I feel very aggrieved that my one and only famous person sex dream featured Steve Tyler of Aerosmith! 😱

Never mind wine...I'd need to drink bleach after imagining Grayling's sex face.

mojo why would you do that to me? Why? I haven’t eaten dinner yet. And now probably never will...😱😱

9,215 majority for local Tory MP. He voted against gay marriage the prick and had never voted against his party or the whip. Wimp.

Bercow on German TV...

m.youtube.com/watch?v=H4v7wddN-Wg

Gonna seek distraction with the football now

Vicki Young@BBCVickiYoung

I have no idea what Theresa May’s #brexit strategy is.

Nick Gutteridge@nick_gutteridge

Neither does anybody on this side of the Channel.

Though many within the EU have concluded the reason for that is simply because she doesn't have one.

< Yup >

I am close to tears again watching Parliament. I had such hope when the petition was shooting up. And the march of course. How the government can refuse to look at all of it again I don't know. It must be money.

You’ll be glad to know that “Walking pub carpet” Nigel Farage won least desirable male, while DUP leader Arlene Foster was crowned the least desirable female ... according to a survey of 3,000 adulterers who use IllicitEncounters.com.

Bercow came in at 9th sexiest male politician, but given the 8 that beat him to the top spot I’m thinking that adulterers might have quite low standards