Westminstenders: Chaos

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If anyone says they know what will happen this week....

... They don't.

67chevvy

How was the Leavers petition going? I can't remember its wording, so don't know what to search for.

Bruno Waterfield@BrunoBrussels

Theresa May appears to be taking the Remain caricature of the #Brexit vote and turning it into government policy

And hasn't it worked out well

Fluffy....you shall not be forgiven for inducing me to imagine Bercow's sex face

I need to attempt to drown it out

Letwin has impressive eyebrows...

The fact that commentary has been reduced to this demonstrates how much they're waffling on today.

Bercow, Starmer, Leadsom all the same school year as me. I have underachieved!

Sorry!

Christopher Stephen Grayling born 1 April 1962

(yes I know)

I'm making an assumption that the Letwin amendment will get through tonight as May has managed to piss everyone off so much I can't see them all sitting back and letting her get on with whatever the fuck it is she is getting in with.

I then expect her to refuse to carry through on the winner of the indicative votes (probably a softer brexit or a PV) which will result in a vote of no confidence being called.

This is my current prediction for the week. What happens after that I don't know.

I think we may assume that Grayling is not the subject of erotic dreams for any Westministenders

BestIsWest - do you regard Leadsom as an 'achiever'? I will grant the other two can be said to have done well. Bercow especially seems to be having the time of his life.

Do you think NC this week or next, Bigly? I was considering it for next week.

Peregrina, yes I do, I still despise her though.

Iain Anderson
@iainwanderson
I’m told Letwin on around 310 votes at the moment #Brexit
6:44 PM · Mar 25, 2019

Depends when the indicative votes are and how long it takes May to declare she won't go forward. You're right fluffy... probably this week is a bit ambitious, maybe next week for the no confidence.

Best You have certainly exceeded Leadsom, by not being a part of this clusterfuck to damage the country, for ideology & profit

She may be richer & more famous, but you have gone high, whereas she went to the lowest legal depths

Never mind ...I'd need to drink bleach after imagining Grayling's sex face.

The fact that commentary has been reduced to this demonstrates how much they're waffling on today.

I think we might all be getting a tad hysterical. Perhaps someone could pass round the smelling salts and we can all take deep calming breaths.

The problem with sex dreams is that sometimes the weirdest candidates make an appearance!

My assumption is that TM hopes that Parliament will find no majority for anything and then she can 'no deal' and blame the MPs for it.

BCF
In my case I can guarantee not for any of them, for 2 reasons.

I think we may assume that Grayling is not the subject of erotic dreams for any Westministenders

Sex with Mr Bean would be more erotic and more fulfilling.

Bercow is an international star 😉

He has articles written about him in the foreign press
I get asked about him in Germany !

To be fair, there was an article about Grayling in the NYT, but they were marvelling that his 12 mistakes in his various ministerial jobs have wasted 2.5 billion of the taxpayers hard-earned
while May still keeps him in a job

BCF I think I love you.

Ffs I'm eating! Sex faces indeed. I'm 42 and my ex FWB is 54. I'd still show him a damn good time if my feminist values slipped due to alcohol He's got one mighty fine arse. Unfortunately he's also an arse of the sexist, xenophobic variety and I suspect if he voted, then he voted leave. Hence why I don't drink so I'm not tempted to lower my standards