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Westminstenders: The Negotiations Continue - The DUP ones

994 replies

RedToothBrush · 20/06/2017 17:57

Tomorrow is the Queen’s Speech. In honour of that the start of this thread is written in its honour:

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Immigration is bad. Except for that good immigration.
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Brexit means Brexit
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Pilot scheme.
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Money for –the DUP-- NI
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Brexit means Brexit
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The Internet is Bad. Newspapers are good.
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Brexit means Brexit.
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Britain wave your flag.
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(The Queen’s turns over the page to read the back of the A4 sheet, only to find it blank)

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woman12345 · 23/06/2017 20:48

Way to go MrsMartells I don't understand Ikea meatballs, but I will peacefully defend the right of all citizens to enjoy them. Smile

everthibkyouvebeenconned · 23/06/2017 20:50

I'm with you! And I'll bring my mum too. Not for protection just so you know Wink

WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid · 23/06/2017 20:50

If we have no farmer labourers and we have lots of unemployed people then wait until they start putting one and one together and coming up with 'a solution

I'll bet loads of leavers are already planning this. Not the farmers though, I seriously doubt they want to lose their reliable Eastern European fruit pickers.

Mrsmartell08 · 23/06/2017 20:54

Yep
Cries of "round em up"?
😔😔
Or forced labour for those on jsa?

WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid · 23/06/2017 20:55

Grabs a meatball and links arms - another sabouter

HashiAsLarry · 23/06/2017 20:56

I'm off to IKEA tomorrow to stock up on meatballs. I reckon they'll be our new currency soon

Mrsmartell08 · 23/06/2017 20:57

I think the Ikea meatball could be our "sigil"(any game of thrones fans in the house??😁)
What could our "words" be??

Mrsmartell08 · 23/06/2017 20:58

Hashi 😂
Better get some loganberry jam too!

BiglyBadgers · 23/06/2017 20:59

I am a proud saboteur and I have a badge to prove it Grin

WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid · 23/06/2017 21:00

Leadsom telling the media to be more patriotic and shut up with their annoying questions

I'm sure Anna Soubry talked about the Brexiters wanting this rushed through. The fear is if people have time to thing about it they are more likely to conclude it's a shit idea and choose to remain.

BiglyBadgers · 23/06/2017 21:02

Sadly I can't eat IKEA meatballs as they have onion in and that is one of the many things my IBS gets seriously angry about me eating. However, though I may not agree with everything you eat I will defend to the death your right to eat it. Grin

WhenSheWasBadSheWasHorrid · 23/06/2017 21:03

^I think the Ikea meatball could be our "sigil"(any game of thrones fans in the house??) What could our "words" be??

Writing it on a bus doesn't make it true.

I want a badge, where do I get one from?

Mrsmartell08 · 23/06/2017 21:07

😂

I keep meaning to crochet myself one...

squoosh · 23/06/2017 21:13

I've just watched that clip of Loathsome. She's a piss boiling mix of patronising headmistress and........dimwitted fuckwit.

Between her and Gisela 'yeah maybe we shouldn't have had a referendum' Stuart I would happily punch a wall or two. With my head.

(If anyone is heading to IKEA can they please get me a bag of mini Dimes)

Mrsmartell08 · 23/06/2017 21:17

Vacuous bints 😡😡

everthibkyouvebeenconned · 23/06/2017 21:26

and some frozen pancakes...we will need stocks for our underground column

illegitimateMortificadospawn · 23/06/2017 21:29

I'm with Bigly on the meatballs, but I like the funny sauce in jars that goes with smoked salmon.

BiglyBadgers · 23/06/2017 21:32

Here is the badge when. I got it from Mark Thomas' shop and he is awesome. Grin

www.markthomasinfo.co.uk/store/#!/Saboteur-badge/p/84501146/category=13417861

squoosh · 23/06/2017 21:36

I like the funny sauce in jars that goes with smoked salmon.

Ooh me too! The dill mustard sauce. Gorgeous on a salmon sandwich which I think you will find is the liberal metropolitan saboteur elite sandwich of choice.

Peregrina · 23/06/2017 21:37

I sincerely hope the GFA survives - it was hard won, and I just hope that
with May and the Tory party's casual disregard for the situation in N Ireland and the GFA, it will finish them for a generation.

With some Irish relatives and friends the GFA was one reason I voted Remain.

OlennasWimple · 23/06/2017 21:38

I can take or leave the meatballs, provided I can have one of those cream cakes covered in pink marzipan and fizzy lingonberry soda

MrsMartell I'm eagerly awaiting July 16... Who is more precarious on their throne: TM or Cersei?

BestIsWest · 23/06/2017 21:44

I'm only here for the princess cake.

Loathsome gives me the creeps.

Westminstenders: The Negotiations Continue - The DUP ones
BiglyBadgers · 23/06/2017 21:46

I am totally there for the salmon sandwiches (on appropriate BiglyBadgers tummy approved bread of course). Grin

everthibkyouvebeenconned · 23/06/2017 21:46

Thanks Bigly I will get a couple and Farage stickers for my bins Made my day Smile

sodablackcurrant · 23/06/2017 21:48

Peregrina,

There is no Government, there is a lame duck PM, it is a shambles. But, the DUP whether they are considered neanderthals or not want an open border between NI and ROI. Even though they as a party supported Brexit.

There are thousands of cross border workers between NI and ROI and vice versa. This is important to both sides of the border.

It is very ironic that a Unionist Party supports an open border with ROI. But it is a pragmatic stance, and ROI are good negotiators and will hopefully get a by here. Unfortunately as you know ROI has a lot to lose, as it is torn between NI/UK and EU.

Messy.