I think that lots of people are laughing at the absurdity of some of these statements... not laughing at those who voted to remain, but laughing at some of the weird and wonderful comments and vague dreams being bandied around by those who simply are frustrated that their views didn't win - I think that they would normally be called bad losers...
let us go back to the core of this site as a parenting forum... if there was a vote in a school and your child voted for the losing side and let's say their 'side' only lost by one vote (or 100, it matters not!) - how would you react to their disappointment?
now darling, it might not be what you want, but a vote is a fair method of choosing
I know it is not what you wanted, but more people wanted the other option
sorry, I know it hurts and is frustrating, but you need to realise that you won't always get your way in life, sometimes you will need to live with the decisions made by the others even when you don't like those decisions
I know it is difficult and you think you are right, but the others also believe that they are right and there were more of them, so that is what now happens
this is democracy - sometimes in a vote other people get to choose what happens
... or...
would you go running to the headmaster:
my darling johnny (insert name of choice here) didn't get his way, I demand you have another vote, and keep on voting until everyone is in agreement - and by that I mean in agreement with little johnny
all those who voted against my little johnny are thick and ignorant and didn't know what they were voting for, so you must have another vote
it is really important, little johnny didn't get his way, it can't count, you must block it
47 other children voted along with my little johnny, and only 52 voted for the decision - 3 people have said in a note to you headmaster that they want you to debate this in the staff meeting and tell all the children that they should vote again because 3 children don't agree with the results (even though 45 of the 48 children accepted the result!)
it is not fair headmaster, I have a list here of children from schools all around the world who disagree with the outcome of this vote on who should be the milk monitor - look, thousands of votes by the Pope to say that he doesn't agree with democracy - you must redo the vote
???!!!! 
come on
as I said above to one of those posting - at least there is humour to be found in this!