ok weirdo mumsnet men do you htink you kwn oany men who dont lok at pron

[codswallop]

cos i am rue they dont exist

I don't have a vicar

well i guess i don't really, as i don't go to cuhrch and nore have i bought one in a shop as far as i can remember

but he comes attached to the church in my village, therefore he is mine by default

crap typos, please ignore ty

my dp told me yesterday that he thought one of our many local vicar's wife was playing away but he let her to keep the peace!!

vicars and ther wives are Normal People. Stop Press !!

sorry Ruty I know!! just being silly!

Hmmm.. Why'd you want to know? Really? The law of averages means that there are bound to be some blokes that don't. But surely you knew that?

My arse!!

i wonder how many women enjoy looking at porn, and if they look at it alone as well as with company?

do dogs get more turned on by the missionary position do you think?

otters like the missionary position. Honestly.

how on earth did you find that out?

i watch otter porn, obviously.

fair one

[whispers furtively] down by the river bank, second clump of rushes, otter with a glass eye answers to the name of Mac, tell him I sent you...

Shockingly, otter porn is freely available on the Discovery Channel and other so-called nature channels. Not only that but the same channels have showed badger porn, marmoset porn and, god help us, stick insect porn amongst others. I've already registered my disgust with Sky.

Appalled.

outraged