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Boobs...aren't they great?

246 replies

HappyDaddy · 03/08/2006 12:19

If I had proper ones, I'd never leave the house!

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FrannyandZooey · 03/08/2006 14:02

Yes and I Must Eradicate All Of It NQC

zippitippitoes · 03/08/2006 14:02

franny where are they "the hordes of admiring fluffies saying "You can lech over me anytime, its your right HD" didn't help either "

oliveoil · 03/08/2006 14:03

you did

I got a contact a member thingymebob last week

at least, I think it was you, are you the only man?

It mentioned a wife as well

Or am I casting aspersions? (sp?)

NotQuiteCockney · 03/08/2006 14:03

Ooookay.

Are you having one of those mornings?

(My neighbours are still driving me mad, and now I apparently hate all wrinklies. Well, not the mad one who sang me a song about meatballs this morning.)

Greensleeves · 03/08/2006 14:03

Well you can start by shutting up about your spasm-ridden bumhole

fairyfly · 03/08/2006 14:04

FGS, i'm not offended and blushing because i heard the word boobies, it's obvious men like them, i don't need it pointing out. Or was this thread about how we should all rejoice them >goes off to stroke and kiss nipples<

Hapy dad no need to aplologise i just have a point of view about it and i am also in a crap mood.

NotQuiteCockney · 03/08/2006 14:04

ah, but is F&Z's spasm-ridden sphincter feeble and cringeworthy?

HappyDaddy · 03/08/2006 14:05

Oh fuck, oliveoil, I'm sorry. I completely don't know what you're talking about. Can't remember why I'd mention my wife and your bra.

Only CATs ive sent have been to thank people for making me laugh, I'm sure of it.

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mytwopenceworth · 03/08/2006 14:05

the mens room

the

mens

room

mantalk = boobies, farts and his brothers mate who could balance a towel on his willy

ive lost count of the number of orgasm/sex toy/wide willy versus long willy conversations on mn and now its omg men talk boobies.

all men are 5 years old, fart onto their fingers and probably still eat worms. leave them alone!

HappyDaddy · 03/08/2006 14:06

fairyfly, no need to justify yourself. I was in a silly mood and didnt think before instructing my fingers to do the walking.

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HappyDaddy · 03/08/2006 14:07

Shall I start a "Sphincters...aren't they spasm-riddenly great?" thread?

Perhaps not.

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oliveoil · 03/08/2006 14:07

well someone sent me an email about me mentioning taking my bra off when I got in as it was hot etc

I am sure it was you, they said they were sure I was their wife as she did the same or something

it was not offensive, but a bit odd imo to send an email to someone you do not know mentioning bras iyswim

x

bundle · 03/08/2006 14:07

mytwopenceworth, methinks they should be on another site then. harumph.

NotQuiteCockney · 03/08/2006 14:08

HD, I'm sure that would get a different response than this one.

And hey, at least sphincters are something both men and women are personally familiar with.

HappyDaddy · 03/08/2006 14:08

my2p, admittedly this men's room is on a mostly women filled site. Was created by women and the threads have mostly been by women who changed their names to hilariously manly ones.

I think I am evidence that God is a man. If a woman had come up with me as a blueprint, he'd have scrapped it and used the bits for a new kind of fruit.

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misdee · 03/08/2006 14:11

right so HD saying that boobs are great has got people saying men shouldnt be heere? or am i confused?

HappyDaddy · 03/08/2006 14:11

Oo, actually that was me. Really sorry. I really thought you were my dw, judging by some of the posts youd made around then. She made me curious during a conversation we had recently and uses lashings of olive oil in her cooking.

Now I'm really going to get murdered on here. Bollocks, I think I preferred it when I just got ignored.

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HappyDaddy · 03/08/2006 14:12

missdee, i think my op has got everyone going "oh for god's sake grow up and stop trying to look clever by posting purile bullshit.

how do you spell peurile, puerile, pureile? They all look wrong.

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Northerner · 03/08/2006 14:12

Lol at happydaddy sending Olive an email about her bra and not rememebring.

HD - where you in my local pool last week with your camera phone

oliveoil · 03/08/2006 14:13

harrumph

HappyDaddy · 03/08/2006 14:14

You see, cos of the kinds of conversations DW and I have at home, mentioning a bra like that didn't seem off to me really. Like I said, I thought it was going to my wife's email account!

Blimey, I'm digging deeper and deeper and...

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Greensleeves · 03/08/2006 14:14

puerile - from the Latin "puer" meaning "boy"

JessaJam · 03/08/2006 14:14

actually misdee is kind of right! there is a thread on site s=tuff at the mo about the mens room....fgs

HappyDaddy · 03/08/2006 14:15

Greensleeves, sounds about right.

I do go swimming...

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misdee · 03/08/2006 14:15

i think men should be welcvome with open arms here. JMG1, happydaddy, daddycool hub2dee have given out good advice over the years.

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