Boobs...aren't they great?

[HappyDaddy]

If I had proper ones, I'd never leave the house!

So, HD, what sort of ammo does that special foot-hunting gun take?

Well, didn't we get to 100+ posts quickly?

My god, i have conversations with my boyfriend about his cock, i then don't get confused and email hd asking if he has no pants on.

(NB: OO did say the bra-email wasn't offensive, just strange.)

i didnt ask about having no bra on. oo said in a post that the second she gets in from work she takes her bra off, my dw does the same. dw and i had a few chats recently where i thought she and oo were the same. a balls up, yes, a huge balls up, yes i agree. nothing malicious.

It is strange yes, mn is strange, i feel strange, i'm off for lie down before i start swearing.

Ah - the joys of getting the bra off after a day at work. Bliss. Hate the bloody contraptions - boobs feel much more comfy without.

ff it is strange that you haven't been swearing, actually.

You couldn't make it up.

Fuck off

Hehe, that's more like it ff.

This is great, I don't get this much reaction unless I tell dw her sister's got a nice arse. (NOW watch it kick off).

Oh god yes - the taking off of the bra after work.
Mind you, neighbour knocked on the other day with something of DS's that we'd left in hers. After one or two pleasantries, she said "Oh, you're like me - always taking your bra off in the house"

• I know they ain't the pertest in the world (not exacly small), but hadn't realised it was that friggin' obvious!

stays silent

pmsl at this thread

I have to leave my bra on at all times for fear of bruising my knees

(see HD I'm not your dw either )

She must've seen a puppies nose peekin' out under me jumper

I had my Quicksilver surfer chick dress on the othe week with no underwear on (steady on HD) and dh said 'erm X is coming round in a bit, are you getting changed?' which I translated as 'ffs woman, sort it arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt'

oo surely he meant that he didnt want them getting jealous of your loveliness?

creep

no, I think he meant for me to put my Midget Gem nips away

Was that your ex that was coming round Olive?

what's a midget gem?

Isn't the term "person of short stature" now, anyway?

no, he wouldn't get up the drive

a midget gem is a small sweet, like a wine gum

Midget gems are awful, and, IIRC rather odd shapes like diamonds and things.

Do you ahve diamond shape nips then?

And hark at you with your drive.

Show off.

Mine are more like American Hard Gums

(for drive, read path. It sounds better!! But my new house will have a drive....)

snort

not diamond shaped no, but big. And that is the last thing I am saying on this subject.

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