Boobs...aren't they great?

[HappyDaddy]

If I had proper ones, I'd never leave the house!

Infact NQC has made my point better than I did...

HD - It's not about you being a bloke, it's about you starting up lecherous threads!

(Hi Piglit! )

beansprout, I know (sigh)...I know.

This does seem a bit unfair. MN isn't exactly a lechery-free zone, is it? Is it because HD is a bloke that it's less acceptable?

Hi Bean - will email you later.

Oh Gawd, how can anyone take offense at this.

Men like tits. It's hardly news is it?

Don't try to stick up for me, Greensleaves!

Be honest - we all appreciate a bit of HD's lechery if it's directed at us [pervy emoticon]

We shall rename him...King Leer

No, it's because it's cringey and feeble. I don't object to lechery per se, I object to being made to feel like my sphincter is tightening so far it can tighten no further.

Franny - that was meant to tongue in cheek

Franny, are you sure that was me and not just last night's dinner that did that?

I know what you mean, Franny, but I've heard worse than "aren't boobs great". Perhaps I am just more difficult to disgust, because I am such a filthy fiend myself

it may be feeble but hardly offensive...and there are loads of ineffectually weedy threads on mn

Iklboo, I was replying to Greeny's thing about "is it because HD is a man?"

but typed too slow

I am sorry, I didn't mean you at all [blush}

Ooh..sorry!

HD, you're right, having me on your side is like the kiss of death around here at the moment....

"If I had proper ones, I'd never leave the house!"

It was this bit that made the old bottom scrunch

the hordes of admiring fluffies saying "You can lech over me anytime, its your right HD" didn't help either

Dear Deirdrie...

I have discovered that I have a knack of opening my big gob (or typing with my big fingers) and starting a ruck in a previously empty web page.

How do I combat this?

Or shall I go into politics? Or get a job as Prince Phillip's speechwriter?

Yours footinmouthingly,

Happyboobydaddy

Yeah, I agree that it's cringeworthy and feeble. But there's loads that's cringeworthy and feeble about, surely?

oh yes you, I have just remembered you sent me an email about me mentioning me removing my bra on a thread the other week

Are you obsessed????????????????????????

HD, hmm, for Prince Phillip you'd need to work something racial into the theme ... I'd try, but I fear what would come out.

Euw, yes the "you have every right" comment was a bit off.

Have to say it was mention of your clenched sphincter that really made me flinch though

Franny point well and truly taken.

If I join in other threads, will you all leave?

Franny - can I reiterate the "tongue in cheek" point. As in - do not take it seriously. I don't HD well enough for him to lech over me. But the dumbfluff thread the other week (why is always a Thursday we have major misunderstandings?) we were all egging him on with rudiness

OliveOil, is that aimed at me? I'm sure I haven't emailed you.