Boobs...aren't they great?

[HappyDaddy]

If I had proper ones, I'd never leave the house!

PMSL oo.

OH FOR GAWDS SAKEEEEEEEEEE

WHO the hell would take offence at someone (happydaddy) anyone saying aren't boobs great??

Well, aren't they? Look at all the things they do.

1. Nourish our babies
2. Keeps mens eyes away from the huge spot on our chin
3. Give us an excuse to buy really pretty underwear
4. We can use them in our favour either as an incentive to dh to behave himself and he can cop a feel or not behave and be denied a feel Please no-one get offended by that flippant comment, I have 34f boobs and I love 'em!

There are many many conversations go on here on a daily basis, I can recount a few about how to shave your fanjos etc... why in the world would anyone be offended by a male appreciating the female breasts?
Only lasnite Homer Simpson lost some weight and was horrified to learn he was now only a B cup

I cannot believe anyone has taken offence at that! My dh says the same, he's sit and play with them all night, I'd like to say that if I had balls I would not sit and play with them all night

i thought you meant iced gems

I thought iced gems, too!

Well, I don't find them THAT great but I'm not a man From an (my) aesthetic viewpoint, I don't often see boobs that look good to me(similar size, look in the same direction, etc). Still rather have them than not have them

very similar!

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Oliveoil, actually yours look nothing like DWs.

thank fuck for that

scuse my french

I'm all hurt now.

There is nothing offensive about breasts. I personally think there is nothing offensive about anyone's body parts.

Fairfly, i am not talking severe perversion here, i'm talking the same amount as those mners who can discuss famous hunks for hours and 'perve' over them. ITs a phrase ok?
I didn't say HD had a right to do so at work, but he does have a right to discuss it in the MENS ROOM.

And actually i'm afraid to tell you that a lot of things go on in this world that aren't actually 'allowed'. You may at some time have fallen under the gaze of a man who is secretly perving over you, the same as you would do to a man. That is what men and women do i'm afraid. I'm going to start using the word admire rather than perv and that may make you feel better .

SO HD i'm glad to hear you admire boobs, how lovely for you.

ps the reaction from many to this thread is hilarious.

btw i love boobs too! i think they're great and would hate to be without mine!

I find the expression "perving over you" more creepy and arse-clenching than any other comments no this trhead tbh

If I clench my arse, will anyone perv over me?

My boobs would be ok, if I could just stop tripping over the bloody things all the time.

I'm going to go home and admire my man boobs tonight.

I one saw a bloke in Weymouth with the most impressive breasticles I have ever had the misfortune to see. They were enormous. I nearly ran him down to Marks and Sparks to get him a nice lacy number, boy did he need support

Hattie i would love to write a huge answer to that but i cant be arsed i will say i really don't need patronising as i am a grown woman so give it up.

I have nothing to give up, i just responded to your earlier comments.

Boobs ARE great! (suspect now we have established this fact, this thread is unravelling and forming into something else...)

Blimey there are some deranged posts on here, and I don't mean from HappyDaddy.

I am really reluctant to drag this thread up again but I had to

"You may at some time have fallen under the gaze of a man who is secretly perving over you"

ROFL this is probably the most unintentionally hilarious thing I have read on here for quite some while.

Oh I think people got a bit over excited about this. Nobody at all said they were offended, did they? Being offended would be a bit daft. I don't honestly think HD was bothered by our frank and robust reactions to his thread, either, but it was nice that so many of you were prepared to get hot under the collar on his behalf

lots of literature to read about the "gaze"

Haven't read all the posts, but isn't the men's room supposed to be like "being down the pub?"

You'd think HD had insulted women's breasts.

If you don't like the posts in the men's room you know where the door is.