Are you turned off by saggy boobs?

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No point changing my name (although I may change my name after this thread and become a newbie again)

Men - honestly, are you turned off by a saggy norks?

Ladies - Please feel free to cheer me up by telling me that you don't pass the pencil test either.

(Please God, don't let this thread sink to the bottom of active convos after it's taken me all this time to work up the courage to start it)

she looks ill. jesus. That can't be normal surely??

I have a friend like that, she fits size 6, if she finds anything too tight, she thinks she's fat. Her collar bones jut out, she has no breasts or bum and has maybe a banana, a yoghurt and a cup of coffee a day.

are they happy?? There's slim but there's just plain skinny. ewwwww

she might be happy if her dh wasn't always leaving her to go off with another woman - and then coming back when it doesn't work out. Personally I think that lies behind all the dieting and exercise

maybe confidence lost maybe can control weight and feel in control.

Terrifying link MrLSG

Thanks for all your views. Particularly amused by Mrs WellaWella's experiments

Dont worry i dont pass the (and i'm only 25) remote control test, And i wouldn't do anything about it, i wouldn't have ann op for any bloke.

When two people share there life together saggy boobs and saggy ball bag and yes bums is part of that plus a long list of other things.

Now there's another thread saggy ball bag!

My boobs are nothing to write home about so I'm hardly gonna knock my wife's.

Hey quootiepie, when are you coming round for the measurement? Anyone else coming too?

The biggest turn-off is size 0 (where ribs are bigger than norks), not sagging.

clerkKent, am I invited? LOL

A bit late but I thought I'd share a piece of nork-related info that I found out only a few days ago. A friend of mine is having her implants replaced - they only have a life of about 15 years apparently. Like double-glazing.

Is it like getting the oil changed in a car? Every 6000 miles.

Fail miserably, thats what comes of having a ample bosom , eventually it has to go somewhere. In my case either side of the bed by the bedside cabinets when in bed

I dont like em so why should anyone else.

I like my boobs & before I had children, I would modestly claim that they were perfect!
I have to be honest & say that 2 pregnancies & milk provision later they are not as perky as they were. BUT, I have worked hard at keeping them where they ought to be. Unless, the skin tone has gone completely - you can keep them where they ought to be by toning up your pecs. Makes a huge difference. HAve you ever seen male weight lifters with breasts - well that is their pecs.
Loads of easy peesy exercises that only take about 10 mins & you too can have perkier boobs. (God, I should be in sales!!!!)

Has anyone else got permanently erect nips since breastfeeding? My norks are better than they were before, but shamefully embarrassing in perky nipness - can burrow through a t shirt bra no problem, and a couple of layers of t shirt and cardigan. Not a good look on the over 40s.

Cheer up girls!!I've found a very seductive use for my very saggy norks(breastfed twins at the same time).
DH seems to like them,"flapping" against his balls while I'm giving him a BJ.

jac34, thanks for that lovely image!