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Are you turned off by saggy boobs?

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paperchaser · 01/08/2006 18:53

No point changing my name (although I may change my name after this thread and become a newbie again)

Men - honestly, are you turned off by a saggy norks?

Ladies - Please feel free to cheer me up by telling me that you don't pass the pencil test either.

(Please God, don't let this thread sink to the bottom of active convos after it's taken me all this time to work up the courage to start it)

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WellaWellaWellaHuh · 01/08/2006 22:31

Further to my last... my wife is now walking around the room choosing different items / ornaments to do the test with.
Glue-stick (cheap version of Pritt) sticks like.. er glue.
Now she's taken the remote control.
Is nothing sacred?!

fairyfly · 01/08/2006 22:31

my boyfriend likes mine as i can kee his ipod and mobile phone under them while we are out so he doesn't need pockets.

7up · 01/08/2006 22:33

fairyfly,pmsl

Gingerbear · 01/08/2006 22:35

And I bet FF has a flat head to rest his pint on.....

fairyfly · 01/08/2006 22:36

and no teeth

Greensleeves · 01/08/2006 22:42

eeeuw

WellaWellaWellaHuh · 01/08/2006 22:45

This Men's Room reminds me of the gent's in wine bars and nightclubs.
Full of women desperate to offload!

WellaWellaWellaHuh · 01/08/2006 22:47

Whilst we are sort of on the subject, what is the optimum size? Saggy or otherwise.

HappyDaddy · 01/08/2006 23:03

No-one expects a real woman to have gravity defying breasts. As long as they are real, feel nice and have nips that look up some of the time, we're happy.

WellaWellaWellaHuh · 01/08/2006 23:07

DW has just asked me if men ever discuss the size of their willies.
With a very stern look, I told her no.
Do the blokes agree?

notsoladyjess · 01/08/2006 23:14

this is hilarious.
pmsl at most of it
ha titty ha. no pun intended.

notsoladyjess · 01/08/2006 23:16

i asked my dh if he discussed willy size with his mates and he said 'No!' rather indignantly.
how dull.
i so want to know how big his mates willies are.

nikkie · 01/08/2006 23:17

but do they peek?

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paperchaser · 01/08/2006 23:19

I believe they do peek, yes. Or so I've been told by 1 or 2 drunk men.

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HappyDaddy · 01/08/2006 23:21

Course we peek, then we smile smugly to ourselves.

We don't discuss their size but we make jokes like "oh i just had a wee and broke the urinal with my massive cock".

TambaIsBadBadBad · 01/08/2006 23:21

Hmmm funnily enough I was having this conversation earlier....

I asked - Do you think my norks are saggy

His reply - I think they are gorgeous (Avoiding the question - very smart )

Me - erm yeah ok...but do you think they are saggy?

His reply - Yes

Me- cant you just lie???

Men!!

(was followed up with lots of compliments to get back in my good books lol)

WellaWellaWellaHuh · 01/08/2006 23:22

When we go to the loo, unless it is absolutely necessary we avoid going to the adjacent urinal.
I've been standing there and another bloke has gone to the cubicle when there was only one free.

WellaWellaWellaHuh · 01/08/2006 23:24

Just read your post Tamba. That was nothing less than entrapment.
You should be ashamed.

HappyDaddy · 01/08/2006 23:24

I know a bloke who will wait outside if there are three urinals and two are taken.

His cock's not as big as mine, of course.

TambaIsBadBadBad · 01/08/2006 23:26

Its like the 'does my bum look big in this?' question

No right answer

WellaWellaWellaHuh · 01/08/2006 23:27

I've been caught many a time. you'd think I would see it comong!!

TambaIsBadBadBad · 01/08/2006 23:29

LOL

You cant win!

You reply "No darling you look gorgeous" and we will think you are taking the piss and wont believe you

You reply "OMG its fucking huge!" and you so wont be getting any for a while

You poor men. You have such a hard time

WellaWellaWellaHuh · 01/08/2006 23:35

I told my DW she was "pretty, intelligent" - it was a list. She chose to ignore the comma. That was eight years ago and I'm still being reminded.

TambaIsBadBadBad · 01/08/2006 23:36

lol

Basic mistake, shame on you

MrLSG · 01/08/2006 23:47

The ones that really put me off are the 'size zeros':

This woman is an American size 0, a British size 4.

There's nothing there to get hold of!

Reminds be of the Beautiful South track "Perfect 10":

Ah, the anorexic chicks,
The model six,
They don't hold no weight with me

Full lyrics