Are you turned off by saggy boobs?

[paperchaser]

No point changing my name (although I may change my name after this thread and become a newbie again)

Men - honestly, are you turned off by a saggy norks?

Ladies - Please feel free to cheer me up by telling me that you don't pass the pencil test either.

(Please God, don't let this thread sink to the bottom of active convos after it's taken me all this time to work up the courage to start it)

Mr cece says he prefers the look of real ones compared to fake ones. Oh and I fail the remote control test! LOL

LOL @ remote control test

I thought I had the world's shittest breasts till I started wearing underwire in my 30s

then I realised I just had the world's shittest bras

well mine certainly don't pass the pencil test and will watch this therad with great interest!! Often wondered about this!!

PMSL @ remote control test

pencil test? Mine are a bit like quick sand at the moment

I was gonna say pencil test! i fail the pencil case test misrabley!

DS also says prefers real chappies to the fake look.

but guessing he would say that to me though wouldn't he?

Pencil test? Remote control test???? More like the kitchen roll test and then only maybe!!!

im off to Clarks to get mine measured for a pair of shoes before my nipples are worn`away by the constant dragging along tarmac. I was not impressed when BFing DS in hospital, a midwife shoved a rolled up blanket under one to help.

quotiepie - i'm crying with laughter after reading your post

but isn't that the problem cece, our dh's would say that to us because they can't really say anything else .

Never mind the pencil test; I could fit a branch of Borders (complete with Starbucks) underneath mine.

Dh still loves them though.

the thing about saggy boobs is, that they can look pert and gorg witht he help of a good bra..then by the time they are seen unholstered the men have fallen fall your personality

Crying with laughter at quootlepie.

But have to ask....

baby blanket or adult blanket?

erm guys? do we have your opinion yet?

I saw my first pair of breast implants last week - I mean the first pair that I knew were not real, I guess I have probably seem lots before.

They were absolutely terrifying. This poor girl looked so awful. I will be forever grateful that mine look normal - soft, droopy and small, but normal and dare I say? quite nice

angelina, my dh fell for my personality nearly 20 yrs ago. What I want is nice tits. Surgery?

nice as in not looking in your face or huge, just natural and not so saggy (not that I am boob obsessed, you undersatand [)

Oxocube - I am seriously considering surgery, but I really want to know what the men think first. I don't want to end up with a pair that are even worse than what I have already.

I actually like the way ordinary women's bodies look. Post-childbirth breasts and hips and tummies have a soft, gentle look about them which I think is rather beautiful. When I see these orange pumped-up plastic things on women like Jodie Marsh I feel shocked and repelled.

I know there are men who feel the same way, because I have met them (dh for one, and I know when he's lying ) - but I don't know what the majority of men, or women for that matter, really think about natural female bodies. I'd be very interested to read other contributions on this thread.

Baby! worst bit was her going "hmmmm" when it didnt even help... rest of boob just kinda sagged over

I can pass the pencil test I think I could hold on to one all day

If anyone see's a man posting on another thread can you please point him in the direction of this thread. I've had a drink and I really, really want to know what they like or at least what they're prepared to put up with.

PMSL at quootiepie

surely they don't have to encounter sagy boobs...just a combination of the right bra and a carefully planned sex routine