Are you turned off by saggy boobs?

[paperchaser]

No point changing my name (although I may change my name after this thread and become a newbie again)

Men - honestly, are you turned off by a saggy norks?

Ladies - Please feel free to cheer me up by telling me that you don't pass the pencil test either.

(Please God, don't let this thread sink to the bottom of active convos after it's taken me all this time to work up the courage to start it)

TBH - imo you just need to watch one of those makeover programs that show the surgery, when you see them start to pull around with a fish slice and shove their hand inside it is enough to make me ill - never mind hand over wads of my cash!

I agree though, I do think it looks better to have natural small/low breasts than un-natural pert water ballons! (no offence meant to anyone!)

Mine do hold a remote control!!!!!

Lottelou - yes, you're helping. Wish that some other MN fella's would give their opinion too, but maybe they can't think of anything polite to say.

Nikkie - the pencil test is something I remember from my teens. As I understand it, if you can support a pencil under your breast (and raise your arm in the air, possibly) and the pencil stays put then you're boobs are a bit saggy. Good luck if you're heading off to your bedroom with a pencil

No, I love my saggy norks (btw, the correct MN term is NORKS -please take note for future reference) but a saggy onion bag does.
I like my scrotes full and firm and jolly.

My dp says saggy boobs look terrible!I have told him his bits aren't exactly where they were when I met him

I wonder if blokes can get a scrote lift? hmmmm

Gingerbear - yes.

my dp said they don't bother him. If that helps.

At the end of the day he says they are tits. lol.

ARRGH! of course they can!

ewwwwwwwww

Did I ever share the tale of the man who repaired his scrotum with a stapler?

urban legend sent to me many moons ago

gingerbear

But balls are ugly anyway, and I don't know any women that discuss what a good pair of balls should look like.

Oh,well....it is a daily topic of conversation in the tea room here at work!!

GB - that was nice... I may not sleep well tonight....PC? Any clearer on your dilemna?

scrotums obviously, not norks.

Now I can understand how saggy hairy norks could quite possibly be a turn-off.

Shaved them for the vasectomy - they do look V. odd, and rather pathetic, you know, like a freshly sheared sheep? - and damned itchy in the next weeks. Waxing? You are just being needlessly cruel...

lol @ freshly sheared sheep.
Waxing v painful I would imagine.

OMG I've just read that link

"Unaware that he had lost his left testis, and perhaps too stunned to feel much pain, he stapled the wound closed and resumed work".

I wonder who found it.

Lottelou - I've cheered up a lot since starting this thread. Partly to do with the alcohol needed to get the confidence to post it in the first place, quotie's post about needing shoes made me cry with laughter, and I now know that my NORKS (thanks gingerbear) are about average for a MNer. Oh yeah, and thanks for being the ONLY male MNer to give your opinion, and for being nice.

Guys, if you read this later on feel free to bump it up and be honest. If saggy norks are ugly then I'm opening up a savings account.

PC - get out your egg slice too

We are all in the same boat - it is just a case of believing that!

I registered tonight to 'chat' about my 6 y.o little girl..the MN world is bigger than I thought..have even worked out what NORKS are! Thank you all.

Lottelou, tis like Hotel California here my friend.....

GB - yes, but in good way??? Bedtime, dahlings! Sweet dreams all.x

My wife has a pencil under her right "nork" as I reply. I'm not turned off at all - quite the opposite!
How much sag is "saggy"?
Better a bit of sag on the real thing than a pair of inflatables you could drive a bus between.