Another press conference tonight (30.1.21)

[Wingingit15]

Bets on what Bojo is going to say?!

1. Not 5

I’m going with self congatulatory at the nhs turning it’s hand to boosters so quick

Hahaa... here when you try to book it says "sorry, no appointments available".

@AngelicaElizaAndPeggy

That he's been round Legoland this time, probs.

Possibly...

All praise the wonderful UK theme parks and zoos!

@violetskiss

Everyone repeating the same jokes on these threads is so painful.

No more painful than his speeches.

Self congratulatory bollocks about how well the Government are managing the crisis

yes, the "world-leading" or "world-beating" way it is dealing with the crisis. Take your pick. Everything is world-leading/beating since Brexit.

@ColdHandsColdFeetWarmHeart

Possibly...

This would be good news.

@ColinTheKoala

Self congratulatory bollocks about how well the Government are managing the crisis

yes, the "world-leading" or "world-beating" way it is dealing with the crisis. Take your pick. Everything is world-leading/beating since Brexit.

He does appear to love a bit of irony, doesn't he?

@Sunflowersinthewind

I have no idea why we need a press conference though about measures that came into force today! It just whips people up into worry

Well we've got people pretending they didn't know they had to wear masks again from today, so maybe we do need a press conference to "remind" people.

@ColdHandsColdFeetWarmHeart

Possibly...

I don't drink, but will willingly comply with the pj's and cheese mandate.

@Wingingit15

Bets on what Bojo is going to say?!

Train's in the station, toot of the bugle, a splash of latin, and some inane football analogy, probably.

Keep expectations low.

Probably bugger all.

12:40 in Parliament is the debate on the new. CV regulations

16:00 is SNP debate on the conduct of the PM. should be interesting!!

It will be all wear your masks, get boosters, work at home, don't panic. Problem is if he moves off script into some kind of ad libbing and joking that undermines the whole narrative.

If he was saying anything of note it would have been leaked by now. It will be reiterating what we already know.

To be fair Miss Rabbit would do a fantastic job.

Compulsory quarantine at Peppa Pig World if you test positive on an Omicron spelling test.

“We must look like we are doing something.”

"Forgive me, forgive me, alas. Miss rabbit could do a better job than me."

My guess is it'll be this, again.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=nSXIetP5iak

@dalrympy

To be fair Miss Rabbit would do a fantastic job.

Yeah, we all know she does all the work. Can't we have Miss Rabbit for PM? We definitely don't want Daddy Pig though, remember how he knocked a wall down whilst trying to hang a picture up?

I’m hoping a work from home order as I’ve got a couple of work trips coming up that I don’t want to go on.

However as they usually leak all the big stuff beforehand I’m expecting a reiteration of masks, overseas travel and boosters.

BBC reporting the press conference has been brought forward to 4pm.

We could only wish for Miss Rabbit to sort all this out. She'd have policy sorted for 10am, vaccine produced and distributed by lunch and everyone jabbed by dinner. Overnight she'd deep clean the country and clear the NHS backlog.