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My mum believe the vaccines have chips in them

138 replies

shotofchips · 13/01/2021 14:42

Designed by Bill Gates.

I don't know what to say to her! She said she'll refuse the vaccine.

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DownWhichOfLate · 13/01/2021 14:43

She doesn’t own a mobile phone or a Google Home or a laptop or a television etc etc then?

Megalodon · 13/01/2021 14:44

Well your title to me read as chips, the potato variety. I was wondering firstly if they're trying to fatten us up Grin

ErrolTheDragon · 13/01/2021 14:45

You've tried the obvious, 'don't be so bloody stupid, mum', have you?

DownWhichOfLate · 13/01/2021 14:46

Ooh. I could go some chips right now.

Newfor2021 · 13/01/2021 14:48

What if she’s correct?!?!!! Grin

Cherry889 · 13/01/2021 14:48

My dh has said this before, I think he read it on Twitter.

lubeybooby · 13/01/2021 14:52

Have very serious talk before she irretreivably goes down the conspiracy rabbit hole.. show her the needle required to chip something. same as microchipping a cat/dog

not possible with a vaccine needle

and the government and big companies already track us plenty, natiinal insurance numbers, council tax, nhs numbers, tracking cookies, targerted advertising... they don't need any flippin chips

MindGrapes · 13/01/2021 14:53

Tell her that's what the elite want her to think. She needs to be one step ahead and think about why she's being fed that...

draughtycatflap · 13/01/2021 14:53

I’d just take the piss myself. Tell her she’s wrong, that in fact it contains hash browns deep fried by Sue Pollard.

shotofchips · 13/01/2021 14:54

I just can't be bothered to engage in the argument. Just hope she gets vaccinated when invited

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shotofchips · 13/01/2021 14:55

Her husband fills her head with this shit.

I'm apparently narrow minded because I won't watch the fucking YouTube video 'evidence'

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BlueBaubles12 · 13/01/2021 14:56

It’s difficult to argue with something so insane. However, ask her why Bill Gates wants to track her - I expect you’ll get some vague shit about a “new world order”. Also, does she have a mobile phone? If so, her whole microchip/tracking argument is blown out the water.

Eaumyword · 13/01/2021 14:58

Tell her that the side effects of not having the vaccine can be a hell of a lot worse than the non existent chip. A bit like playing Russian Roulette with the unknown. Might be ok, but could end up dead.
Also please ask her who actually killed JFK and what went on in Area 51 cos I really want to know if aliens are hidden there!Grin

YogaLite · 13/01/2021 14:59

Don't know about Gates involvement but the vaccine does contain lipid nanoparticles:

www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-vaccine-nanoparticles/fact-check-lipid-nanoparticles-in-a-covid-19-vaccine-are-there-to-transport-rna-molecules-idUSKBN28F0I9

Tanith · 13/01/2021 15:01

newsthump.com/2020/12/08/first-uk-vaccine-recipient-appears-on-bill-gates-mass-surveillance-system/

Simone Williams, 91, of Doncaster, received the jab containing thousands of tiny microchips, which will enable Gates to monitor her bowel movements when he isn’t busy trafficking kids with Hilary Clinton.

SionnachRua · 13/01/2021 15:01

God it must be hard seeing someone you love go down the rabbit hole. /r/QAnonCasualties might be for you.

Tinacollada · 13/01/2021 15:02

Ooooh I hope it's a curly fry !

Coldwinterahead1 · 13/01/2021 15:03

I love chips only with salt, vinegar and curry sauce.

EloraaDanan · 13/01/2021 15:05

“That’s nice mother. If you die of COVID, don’t expect me to clear the mess up.” Cruel but you can’t argue with stupid.

Al1langdownthecleghole · 13/01/2021 15:06

Tell her to ask for gravy with it. Or jus, if she's having a fancy continental vaccine.

In sensible advice, she can look at nhs sites for advice and discuss with a health professional

ChateauMargaux · 13/01/2021 15:07

eufactcheck.eu/factcheck/true-microchips-are-getting-under-the-skin-of-thousands-in-sweden/

Picture of what they look like to prove that you would actually know you were getting it!!
www.euroweeklynews.com/2020/04/10/swedes-get-futuristic-high-tech-implants-in-their-hands-to-replace-cash-and-credit-cars-eliminating-coronavirus-contact/amp/

And this is what is being considered for the future.. digital health and artificial intelligence. We are not at a stage where vaccines will track us but there are organisations who are working on developments which use digital and AI technology to improve medical diagnosis and delivery.

www.governinghealthfutures2030.org/about/about-the-commission/

FourTeaFallOut · 13/01/2021 15:09

I mean, isn't lipid just a fat molecule? And nanoparticle just means incredibly small. Not sure how you get 5g in to that.

Porcupineintherough · 13/01/2021 15:10

Gosh but she must lead an exciting life to warrant Bill Gates wanting to track her. Hmm Just tell her that's her it's fine, her choice and, just in case, where does she keep her will and which 15 people does she want at her funeral?

I swear some people are just doing it for the attention.

ScouseQueen · 13/01/2021 15:10

Why would Bill Gates bother? He's already rich and powerful and can do whatever he likes. Why would he spend time putting chips in people when he could just get on with enjoying his wonderful wealthy life? Ask her that.

Al1langdownthecleghole · 13/01/2021 15:12

@Tanith

newsthump.com/2020/12/08/first-uk-vaccine-recipient-appears-on-bill-gates-mass-surveillance-system/

Simone Williams, 91, of Doncaster, received the jab containing thousands of tiny microchips, which will enable Gates to monitor her bowel movements when he isn’t busy trafficking kids with Hilary Clinton.

Cos that's what we need to know right? I mean never mind a cure for cancer or a solution to antibiotic resistant organisms. We need to know If Mrs Brown down the road has had a daily poo.
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