My mum believe the vaccines have chips in them

[shotofchips]

Designed by Bill Gates.

I don't know what to say to her! She said she'll refuse the vaccine.

The only way to reason with a CT is to out conspiracy them.

'There's chips in the vaccine.'

'Why would they bother with that? They chip us at birth/smear tests/when under GA'

How to freak out a conspiracy theorist. Stop walking and freeze mid-stride. Make Windows reboot noises then carry on as if nothing happened.

@Bluesername

I'm genuinely shocked at the number of people on here who say they wouldn't care if they were microchipped. Would it not even bother you if babies were micro-chipped at birth? I think it's a horrific idea and very dystopian.

Just because a person has nothing to hide, why would you give up more of your personal privacy by choice?

If you think Bill Gates is benign that's one thing, but do you trust all people with money and power?

How about if it calculated your movements in conjunction with everyone else so it could record who you were with and when, even who you slept with, or check how much exercise you took and limit your access to the NHS if it wasn't the 'correct' amount?

Would you be happy if a dictator bought access to the tracking information and used it to hunt down people of a particular race or religion who had gone into hiding?

I would just activate my shielding device . Or if things got sticky and the dictator got really pushy and annoying I would use my personal transporter mode space time accelerator to move to a parallel universe .

There's no cure for stupid

The reason this conspiracy theory began is because Bill Gates did a Ted Talk (or similar) years ago saying future vaccines would have chips in them and there was talk of medical records or something being implanted in people in the future. He also said the world is overpopulated and talked of ways to reduce it - one being vaccines. You can watch this talk on YouTube. Then there was the pandemic test run thing Event 201 right before covid was discovered. He's a conspiracy theorists dream!!

@User158340

There's no cure for stupid

Exactly what I think when I read this phrase...

Thing is, she's not stupid!

Obviously this conspiracy theory is incredibly stupid.

Why do the conspiracy theorists think Bill Gates wants to kill Africans with vaccines?
He’s made it very clear that vaccines along with improved health care and education reduces populations as people make the decisions to have less children.
I can’t get that through to my friend who thinks Bill Gates is Satan himself.

@shotofchips

Thing is, she's not stupid!

Obviously this conspiracy theory is incredibly stupid.

Stupidity rather than stupid, specifically.

Vaccines might be a cure for Covid 19, but there's no cure for that level of stupidity.

Years ago we watched a documentary about all this new world order and someone was interviewed who was friends with a Rothschild banking heir who was drunk one night and told him the plan was to microchip Americans to link protesters to their bank accounts, cashless society and if you act up they stop you accessing your money and it’s stuck with me because I thought actually that’s a really good way of a dystopian regime quelling insurrection and since contactless payments came in and use of cash will go down over time I have wondered if it will happen.

I think some Americans have chipped themselves citing anti terrorism as a reason 🤨.

They wouldn’t have to sneak a chip in a vaccine anyway, giving them a £50 amazon voucher would have a higher uptake than any vaccine.

Anyway I hope they enjoyed tracking my journeys to the kitchen from the lounge and back to bed. They probably thought I was dead for most the day.

Does she have an amazon echo (alexa) atall... There is somewhere on the setting you can go and it has all the recordings of your voice that were not commands.... This is why if you say talk about harry Potter in front of it then you start to get harry Potter related adverts on your phone.

Just showing you that the bill Gates of the world already know what you are doing

Good luck with trying to change her mind. I remember how relieved we were before Christmas when my mother inlaw had the jab.