Smelly drains,STD soldier but no Clap

[PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock]

Just in case we have more crimes,murders and general mischief to confess to.

Please leave your shoes at the door, have a Dettol wash and then stand awkwardly while not consuming any perishables.

Ironic smiles and head tilts are ALOUD but absolutely no laughter,fun or enjoying yourselves.

Disinfectant and disposable whips will be provided.

looby I should NOT have read that thread apparently we should all wash our food when we get it out of the freezer now cause the virus lives for ages in the freezer dont you know, and then you get it on your hands etc.....WTAF!!!!

Oh hve you seen the car wash thread?
Op asked if she could wash her car at the automated wash when she got petrol?
Cue the obligtory "Is it necessary to wash your car? I think not" She is already at the fricking petrol station what difference does it make? What the hell am I missing?

FFS it is necessary here due to fecking seagulls and my car is too big for me to wash with a bucket and too far from my door anyway.
I despair!

CrowCat “ Gin. That is all.”

My cousin just texted to ask what I’m doing generally and I’d like to send that as answer, but he’ll freak out 😂

Am off to kill Nazis I cant take any more of this shit.
The world is up shit creek and the lunatics have taken over the wheel.

Maxandezra

Mental isn’t it? 😂

I’m off to read the car wash thread. I think I’ll get banned too if I dare to comment on those threads. Honestly, I do wonder if these people are really as batshit as they sound or if it’s just a cry for attention on MN

Nooo Willow nooo, don't give into the darkness is all fire and bleach in there. Stay here with us,with puppies and online shopping.

But you can always pop in there and cough their way.

I am thinking of starting a thread.

Got in my car today (company car) and an alert came up that it needs a service.

So do risk not advising by the agreement I have with my employer to book it in as required.......or is that a non essential journey to the (open) dealership, where people are still working and will it make me a murderer.

Might also mention it's a Mercedes just to help the frothers along with their hate.

Though they shouldnt, the car is shit. I hate it.

You got in your car today? What kind of madness is this? What precautions did you take?

Smile
Thanks I m scared to look at that thread again, I am sure I have been hung drawn and quartered by now

Princess
I defintely prefer puppies and cats and dogs and properly funny madness not batshit crazy madness.

DH is planning on cleaning his car this week and said he’ll do mine as well. The cars are parked on the road so he’ll be outside our property!

@Shitsgettingcrazy I bet I can get them frothing more than you - DH has a Mustang!

Smilethoyourheartisbreaking yes, I have a car......and I dont even commute anymore 😂😂

You got in your car today? What kind of madness is this? What precautions did you take?

Well when I got out last time, I filled the interior with bleach. When it dried out I put in my hazmat suit and clingfimed it. Inside and out.

So getting when I get in, in my hazmat suit, I can remove said clingfilm. Then when I get back, fill it with bleach again. My boss is going to be pissed when he sees the interior.

Also you must leave it 72 hours between uses.....cause......unknown bizarre reasons!

I have decided that this is the new "Can I leave the baby asleep, whilst I put some rubbish in the bin?" It is full of the same level of "what if's?" I think in the absence of the first posters have come out full force on anything covid related.

Pink
I am so tempted to go on that car wsh thread and tell them it would probbly take me about 2 hrs to wash and rinse my car with a bucket due to having to change the water so often and carrying it back and forward to my house, (round the back door so I dont slop water all through the house ) and ask how that wouldnt be killing thousands of innocents by staying OUTSIDE all that time? I mean I might see a neighbour from a safe distance? I could ask why the very idea would normally give them the vapours yet when it suits them its apparently ok!!!!!

Now i need to find the thread

5 minutes in a car wash v 2hrs outside washing by hand hmmmmm thats a poser

Has spontaneous combustion been mentioned yet? That always happens on leaving babies alone threads.

I have a friend with health conditions that works for mercedes and is not being allowed to work from home (after sales team). Mercedes are horrible to work for. She has so many problems with them.

That doesnt surprise me. In all honesty I wouldnt have picked the car. The women who had my job before me, picked it. Then left before she took delivery. Its been in the garage more than it's been with me. Its shocking. I am not a fan.

I will book it in. Its essential and part of my agreement with work. Would just like to see the outrage!

I bet I can get them frothing more than you - DH has a Mustang!

Oh my god! Love a mustang! So jealous and so much better than my pile of crap.

Especially in a petrol station Princess, happens all the time apparently and if its not that its them little beggars stealing babies in cars.

If car washing is unnecessary, someone needs to break the news to my neighbour. He is on a cycle of washing both cars three times a week even though they never leave the drive. What can I say? He's normally working, and he's obviously bored and struggling to cope.

I think I'll lean out the window and shout 'murderer' at him. That ought to help the situation.